March 10 th Episode As follows:
1. Chloe, Chance, Amber: Where are Kevin & Jana?Let’s wring our hands nervously…
2. Chance still wasting our time mumbling about his case (we don’t care) he is chasing rainbows; license number…Bonehead couldn’t get the whole 6 or 7 digits
3. Neil & the Wig – oh, poor Cane has enemies in Australia
4. Kay & Cane the horrors of deportation…
5. Daisy & Lauren:Oh no! Daisy is getting the coffee for her again. Mike says to Lauren you look tired you need to see a doctor. (a blood analysis couldn’t hurt!)
6. Mike suggests no coffee for Lauren. Why don’t you drink it yourself Daisy?
7. Starving artist Dan arrives to console the Wig.
8. Kay, Cane, Jill: hugs and support in the visitors lounge. Cane vows to escape. You know, this isn’t armed robbery (like Kevin) this isn’t attempted murder (like Pattie) you get the free plane ride and mom’s lawyers in Australia will pick up the ball. Amber and Chloe arrive as Jill leaves.They want to be character witnesses or (witlesses)
9. Kay meets Tucker at his new bar- Jimmy’s Kay thinks he’ll pull out
10. Paul with flashes of Lauren kissing him; Mike & Lauren arrive; the Pattie/Emily case is now up for grabs as to isolation. The miracle LAWYER!!!
11. Neil and Jill: She tells Neil he plans to escape, the Wig overhears it…She is headed for the immigration office runs into Danny the starving artist. He’ll drive.
12. Kay & Tucker:about Jill and her issues.Tucker wants to know if Jill knows about the deal. Kay says no.(At least tell him she’s been digging!)
13. Cane Amber Chloe: tells them he will go back
14. Mike Lauren Paul: judge will review Pattie case.Mike leaves.There is an awkward moment.She says “Something is REALLY wrong with me” Ya think? Of course we don’t have any full time doctors anymore except Emily the shrink and while they may be doctor trained they don’t practice medicine…
15. The new roll on makeup – invented by Tammy Fay Baker, hahahaha!
16. Amber & Chloe the bakers of Cane’s Puke cookies. Chance – blah blah blah
17. Wig & Artist at the bookstore. Pet scan – results to come in.
18. Tucker and Kay negotiate the 50/50 split. Take ½ or nothing he says. Watch it Catherine, you are pushing the truck up hill!He is going to give in and Jill walks in as expected (at least by me)
19. Chance and Chloe: more bs about who is after him.This s/l is a lame horse and we shoot lame horses… I’m just saying!
20. Southpaw Daisy addresses the envelop of the pics she snapped.
21. Lauren & Paul: more on what’s wrong with me? When did they start? About the same day Daisy started working for you! Mike won’t hear about their non-trist from Paul
22. Artist and Wig the results are in on the pet test Yes, Lilly, your pet has been missing for sometime now.You need to start searching for Humphrey
23. Chloe and Chance: he doesn’t know how to perform while she is “in the mood”
24. Mike is testy (I’m sure the envelope of pics is now in his briefcase)
25. Lilly has bad news, the cancer isn’t gone and she calls Cane and LIES!!! And we know that is far worse than murder in GC
26. Tucker signs off on 51%. The mag rag arrives with Tucker on the cover so Tucker tears up the papers!Saw that coming a week ago. That’s all folks!