Big Bang Theory

Sooo many

Leonard:If he were any bigger he'd have moons orbiting him.

Sheldon:Oooh snap

Uhm also

"Ive also come to believe that your mother is fat, unless she has a gland condition in which case I take it back" *Sits down*" There are boundries"

" Thats why its guarded by snakes"

"Its called Carpal tunnel and quite frankly you deserve it"

I also loves the bits where he goes on abotu desending into anarchy.

Basically 90%of what he says tbh

A couple of ones i like...

Sheldon: Oh you're so...so...so...Lesley: Thats great but i got to get going, if you think of an adjective text me. (She exits)(Pause)Sheldon: Inconsiderate! That is the adjective! Inconsiderate! (pulling out his phone)

Ok its settled, Penny will go back to her apartment, Christy will move in with Howard and i'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

Penny: (sarcastically) I hope i work at the cheesecake factory my whole life.Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Noooo. Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Yes! Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Leonard: Stop it!

"ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!.....Is there any Coffee left?....ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!"Is the best line EVER!!! well, besides, "I'm batmaaaaannn!"Go Sheldon! X3

I have so many favorite Sheldon quotes, but this one is the best for me.

Leonard's mother just arrived back at the table and said the middle stall was occupied she'll have to try again and Sheldon says, "Totally understandable, with bladder voiding as in real estate - it's location, location, location"

I also LOVE it when he's telling Penny that her couch is too small "There once was a tall man from Cornwall who's length exceeded his bed. My body fits on it but barely upon it, there's no room for my big Cornish head".

And, we can't forget "you're sitting in my spot".

My favourite one - "Oh! gravity. Thou ara a heartless bi*@$". LMAO

Don't remember if this was posted but I loved it:

Someone asked Sheldon how they (he and Leonard?) became friends. His answer: "I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring? Proximity and valence electrons."

"You know how I know we're not in the Matrix?"

Ah gravity, thou art a heartless ****. S1-E2Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you. S1-E13What computer do you have? And please don't say "a white one." S1-E16Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen! S1-E17These are my four favourites... I know they're all from season one but I LOVE the first season I just watched the whole thing today on DVD

everybody knows!

penny:what do you guys do for fun?sheldon:well today we'ergoing to jack off for money!

Rock, Paper, Sissors, Lizard, Spock.... hahaha love it...

obviously your not well suited for 3 Dementional chess perhaps 3 dementional Candy Land would be more your speed .................... it must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.... hahahahaha

colon and capital D !!!

My favourite Sheldon from the new episode from has to be "I'm going to stay in Texas and teach evolution to creationists!" it had me colon D'ing.

BAZINGA!