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x3qt0r

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help me out with one thing..I didnt get what sheldon said in the griffins episode.. when raj is talking to his assistant on his fone...sheldon says something which ends with "social applications"..i couldnt get the complete statement due to the annoying laugh track...do tell me what he said...And guys working on the show.. PLZ STOP THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACKSSSSS!!!

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"Oh goody, we're getting a cat."

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"sheldon back on line""afk"penny:" oh i see" sheldon: " what does that mean"penny: " oh- I - see" sheldon: " yes. but what does that mean?" man i love him

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Hi everyone! Just wanna tell the creators and the actors that I absolutely love Big Bang Theory, it's so so hard to wait one long week to see more of the adventures of Leonard, Sheldon and their entourage. Can't wait for the dvd release so I can watch them all in a row!Back on the subject, my boyfriend loved this line at the end of season 1Penny "do you have a second?"Sheldon "a second what, pair of underwear?"It's so hilarious, he says it all the time!!For me, it's more "I'm Batman!" or "I'm trying to sleep, I'm counting catwomen" that do it

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"And for the record, I'm not insane. My Mother had me tested"Is a more recent favorite. The first episode of the season was full of great ones too:"Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.""I'm Batman!" "Most of your work is extremely derivative, and don't worry that's not a secret.... Everybody knows."

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"In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. Any questions? (No one in the classroom does anything) Of course not. I weep for the future of science. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out."

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penny: what does 'afk' stand for?sheldon whilst on the computer) AFK!sheldon: away from keyboardpenny: oh I see! (oic)sheldon:ok so what does that stand forpenny: oh I see?! (duh) (oic)sheldon: yes but what does it stand for!!?

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x3qt0r wrote: help me out with one thing..I didnt get what sheldon said in the griffins episode.. when raj is talking to his assistant on his fone...sheldon says something which ends with "social applications"..i couldnt get the complete statement due to the annoying laugh track...do tell me what he said...And guys working on the show.. PLZ STOP THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACKSSSSS!!!
not sure if you've had this answered yet...sheldon: "Have we, at this point, met our social obligations?"leonard: "Not yet..."this episode totally cracked me up....sheldon's smile...

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sheldon in mandarin: "Aiya! Xia si wo la!" translation: "Yipes! Scared me to death!"This was in the Tangerine Factor episode where Sheldon was learning mandarin and Penny startled him.

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From the first season, when Penny says that he and Leonard are just having a "little misunderstanding"Sheldon replies:"The Pope and Galileo had a little misunderstanding"

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I was on my way to class today and I remembered this...I couldn't stop laughing in the bus... First Season - The Bat Jar Conjecture: "Would you ask Picasso to play pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play go fish?" jaja Sheldon's the best!!!

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Great quotes, all. Thanks. Does anyone remember the kitty song that Sheldon sang in the episode when he was sick and made Penny sing it too. This is what I can piece together:"__________, kitty, ___________ kitty,Little ball of fur.Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,Purr, purr, purr."

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When Sheldon left a message on Penny's computer"Greetings Hamburger Toucher"great quote!!

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They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.HAHA. Sheldon's imaginary colleagues.

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"I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me! ...It was a drizzly Tuesday."I laughed so hard I almost puked. Then I made it my personal message on MSN. It was awesome.

 
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