Big Bang Theory

I agree w illusivesmew...my fave quote...When I try to decieve, my face has more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility..when he said that I laughed so hard

I don't like the way darth vader is looking at me.

I can't I'm counting cat women

Dr.Sheldon Cooper FTW

"There,There"

"If by holey smokes you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any mens room at MIT. Sure."Sheldon, Episode 1, Season 1.

charaschick wrote: I agree w illusivesmew...my fave quote...When I try to decieve, my face has more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility..when he said that I laughed so hard

For some reason I can't get that line out of my head, "They call me a genius because I'm a genius." I don't know why, it's not THAT funny, but it's just stuck in my noodle. If I must choose from the list it would be, "Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple." It's so arrogant!! I also busted up when he said he was counting cat women.

I drank milk that tastes funny, or how bout, Mom smokes in the car, jesus knows, but dont tell dad.

It s a tie between Im sorry i tried to make you head explode and A rocket scientist how embarising

I like when sheldon says "Second what? Pair of underwear" in the last EP of SE1. Also, all the Chinese he says at the end of the episode ("show me your mucus!..." lol).

Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!

i like"I drank milk that tasted funny"

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

"Fiiuuuuu!"- I am a Doppler Effect!