Big Brother

FINALE NIGHT! WHOO-HOO!Thanks to all who've been with me this season....

Recap of yesterday from MortysTV: 9:05AM BBT: They're sleeping. Ted is getting rather large... 9:30AM BBT: The boys are still asleep in the VW room, having decided to sleep in the same area because they wanted to get up early today to have their last day "Olympics." They have their last day all planned out, filled with games of badminton, bocce ball, chess, poker and other card games, presumably to make this last day in the house go a little more quickly. Memphis is snoring after a night plagued with headaches; Dan hasn't moved at all. However, Ted the spider is on the move, heading up to the corner of his web to do some mending, with the camera following closely behind. Having noticed the increase in Ted's size, the boys decided last night Ted isn't a Ted at all, but rather a female ready to lay her eggs. Ted's carrying a huge undercarriage that wasn't present when they first began feeding him/her.Noon BBT: They must be rousing the boys from their slumber, the feeds are on FotH.Feeds come back and the boys are up. Dan brings a fresh gallon of milk to the kitchen and gets a bowl of cereal; he dons his sunglasses and heads to the BY to join Memphis, already seated on the BY couch. Dan says, "Wow, we have a nice day today." 12:30PM BBT: After several minutes of FotH, we're back to Dan yawning and stretching on the BY couch; Memphis in the bathroom with the camera trained on the Occupied sign the entire time. Memphis returns to the BY and says "Glorrrrious day!" Dan mimics in a funny voice - apparently it's a line from a movie, Dan asks, "What's that from, Anchorman?" Dan heads back inside and puts in his contacts, reaches into the potty area and grabs the air freshener can and throws it out. He then heads for the storage room, gets a new can of air freshener, goes back to the bathroom and sprays the potty area a lot! After Memphis's visit. He waits a minute, and then heads back into the potty for his own potty break.1:35PM BBT: They’re in a good mood today and are talking about movie quotes.Dan asks, "Big Brother, can we please watch the St. Mary's game tonight?" Memphis adds his own request, "and some sushi please?"2:00PM BBT: Time for lunch for the boys. Dan says he's hungry for a greasy tuna melt, like the kind you get at Waffle House. Memphis says he doesn't even know where a Waffle House is, but he'd like something from Chick-Fil-A. They discuss how a tuna melt is made and decide they now need cheddar cheese to make one. Dan says something I didn't catch, followed up with a sing-song "Big Brother's sleepin' at the wheeeel", immediately followed by the omnipresent BB voice saying, "Dan, cut it out!" Last night he was threatened with a fine for the many times he either sang or recited the words to popular songs.2:15PM BBT: Lunch discussion - Memphis says, "I can't believe Keesha asked the question 'are you remorseful?' Why would she ask that? Why would I be remorseful, that I had to get people out so I could win at least $50,000? Noo!"2:35PM BBT: Betting a $200 bar tab, the guys disagree on whether or not Matt Damon appeared in the movie Pearl Harbor, with Memphis saying he did and Dan saying he did not. [Dan is right – nats].The topic quickly turns to Jerry, with Dan disgusted that he often talked to the ladies calling them baby, like 'baby, you're such a good cook'. They both groan. Dan then mimics the Keesha question by saying, "Memphis, do you feel remorseful for kicking me out of the house?" Dan then repeats other questions he was asked by jury members, one by April, which Dan repeats as, "Dan, since we had no personal relationship, can you tell me why I should vote for you?" He says one of the questions was "are you really that insensitive?"

Thanks to MortysTV: 3:45PM BBT: Dan and Memphis both on the BY couch. Dan looks to be sleeping and Memphis resting.4:45PM BBT: They're chit chatting, same subjects. Jerry and the shirts. They're apparently on OD LD.5:20PM BBT: LD over and BB has cleaned the LR a little and later in the DR tell Dan that they shouldn't make dinner tonight.6:05PM BBT: They're outside and Memphis is talking about his sister (I think?) and her working hours. Dan says, "Monicaaaa!" They continue to talk about family...8:25PM BBT: Memphis and Dan continue their "Olympic event" evening, moving from a card game that used miniature candy bars for collateral, onto a game of bocce ball in the back yard. Their Big Brother Olympics (as Dan calls it) attire consists of Dan's ™ Never-Been-Washed swimsuit, and Memphis' ™Almost-A-Match matching pair. Memphis does some color commentary by teasing Dan, "He can see his Olympic gold fading away, ladies and gentlemen, it's heart wrenching, heart wrenching!" This is a duo that appears to get along famously, teasing each other through each event. They finish the bocce game and Dan says "back to the poker table!" while Memphis singsongs Olympic games music while still doing color commentary about Dan.8:35PM BBT: Game talk is punctuated by sporadic imitations of houseguests/jury members as they mock April's "no worries" saying. In high-pitched girl voice Dan says, "Who didn't arrange the cereal boxes in alphabetic order? No worries, I'll do it. No worries!"9:00PM BBT: Dan says it's just hitting him that they each have the possibility of winning half million dollars tomorrow. He asks Memphis what he thinks his chances are of winning the big prize. Dan says he thinks he has a 50% chance. Memphis says he's thinking he's probably not going to win.9:30PM BBT: Dan and Memphis playing cards at an unusually small table, laughing.Memphis: "Ashley if you’re watching. I’ll see you tomorrow."Dan: "I'll see you too, and Monica."Memphis: "Dannnn the man...."They’re both making fun of Jerry, Dan says, “He's running around with a bunch of 25 year olds." They are both having a good laugh and seem to be anticipating the end of the show… Like us all.9:40PM BBT: BB Voice: Did you know that 7" records were typically played at 45RPMs per minute. Memphis says he did know that. They realize they are on Showtime and they start talking to us about the BB Olympics.10:10PM BBT: The card game continues (OMG this is so freaking boring)10:15PM BBT: The card game finally breaks up. The boys move over to the LR sofas to bore us some more throw cards into the coffee table metal bowl.10:25PM BBT: They are still throwing cards at the metal bowl.10:30PM BBT: BB gave them cups for beer bong. They tell BB thank you. BB Voice says, "You're welcome."11:00PM BBT: Dan is getting quite tipsy, having lost the beer pong game. He is more boisterous than usual, and quite loose lipped. He keeps talking to the Internet people and the Showtime viewers, saying, "There has to be only one person still watching this", who he says is some guy named Vern from Wisconsin. Memphis is feeling his beer too, heading outside with Dan and calling the cameraman "rookie" in louder-than-necessary voice, saying he's not operating the center camera correctly, then giving instructions on the proper way to do it. The two are currently arguing who is going to feed Ted the bee they just found. "YOU feed him the bee."Big Brother voice announces "Remember houseguests, if you win the half million dollar prize, you'll never have to eat peanut butter again." Memphis says, "That doesn't make any sense!" They both say they like peanut butter. They talk about the jury votes and how the jury might be thinking. Memphis admits he's placed his hopes on only winning the $50,000 and says it's made him feel real good over the last five days that he's not been thinking of the half million-dollar prize. He says at least he'll be leaving here with that and a car, and that is making him very happy.11:30PM BBT: Both are ruminating over their last night in the house. Memphis says, "This is gonna sound crazy, but” then says he won't even see the money, he will be blinded by just wanting to get to his girlfriend. He says over 80 days not being able to touch or see her, he'll tell them to just stick the money in his back pocket so he can just get to her. Both look really deep in thought, Dan says, "We've had a good long run, ya know?" Memphis says, "We made some history." Dan lies on his back and looks skyward, his eyelids getting heavy, as he seems to be lost in thought.by 1:25am they were sleeping after going over the same kind of conversations. Thanks to: BB7Rules, BigMDGirl, BuxomBlonde, Cardinal, CeCiMom, chipmunk220, CRAZY, Dade, ericsturrock, hulu, jammer, Jem, jimmie, Kells, myss911, nants, Slowpoke, StephenV, WickedOne, ZuZuMamou and Dumbscreen

I'm at work and unable to get to JokersUpdates for any "details"... I expect CBS to cut the feeds early today, so I'm not sure how many updates there will be until showtime...Everyone have a great Tuesday and I'll be back later...

5:43 AM BBT Memphis snoring so loud he keeps waking himself up on F1 &F2, Dan asleep on F3 and Ted the spider on F4 NT 1:27 AM BBT Lights out. F1/F2: Memphis. F3: Dan. F4: a very swollen Ted/Tedra NT 1:19 AM BBT Memphis grabs the box of tampons that Dan had left on his bed and throws it at Dan.Memphis tells Dan to look at Keesha's bed. Dan looks, and Memphis had covered the bed with tampons under the cover.Dan goes back to his doom room bed and says Goodnight Homie. 1:15 AM BBT Dan tells Memphis he's gonna sleep in the Doom room tonight for old time's sake. One last Hurrah. NT 1:07 AM BBT Dan in Doom room counting days on his fingers, and then marking 70 days on the wall besides his bedDan tells the Internet viewers that this is his prison calendar. Big Brother tells him to stop. Dan says that he's been doing it for 70 days and he's not gonna stop now. BB tells him to stop again. He says he needs to make his mark that Dan was here, and that they can sell it on ebay. 1:03 AM BBT Memphis jumps into the shower. Dan is shown going into the DR. NT 1:00 AM BBT Dan tells Memphis he feels like a new man. Memphis can old say "dude" in a disgusted tone. NT 12:55 AM BBT Dan's turns off the shower at the 35 minute mark. Memphis eating grapes out of a bowl on the LR couch. NT 12:44 AM BBT Memphis eating soup or chili in kitchen. Dan, continues to "manscape" in shower. NT 12:35 AM BBT Dan continues to shower. Memphis in kitchen, eating chips, heating something on stove. Dan sings - fish. NT 12:20 AM BBT Dan jumps into shower. Memphis laying on LR couch. NT 12:12 AM BBT Dan: I think it's gonna be a 5-2 vote. Memphis: why do you think that?Dan: I think that either I will just have Keesha & Renny, or you will just have Libra & Jerry. Memphis: I dunno 12:06 AM BBT Dan keeps talking about potential votes. Memphis changes the topic to Vegasabout the clubs they should go to. Memphis is down with staying at Bellagio. Dan says his favorite overall place is Caesar's Palace. Memphis says his pals are gonna make Sahara the hot spot when they're done. Dan thought the Ghost Bar at the Palms was weak. 12:01 AM BBT Dan: when did you tell Ashley you loved her?Memphis: I told her before we were even dating. is that weird? (they were friends before they dated)Dan: I told Monica 15 minutes before I left to come here. I just knew when I wasn't going to see her for 3 months... 11:57 PM BBT Dan: who do you think is America's choice? Jerry.Dan: (in jerry's voice) I told you that America loves me! Memphis: STFU Jerry Dan: Libra is gonna vote for you. Jerry is gonna vote for you. Michelle is up in the air. April & Ollie are up in the air. Renny & Keesha are gonna vote for me. Memphis: I'm not worrying about it Dan. 11:55 PM BBT In the bathroom, Dan asks Memphis what size jacket he wears. M:42 to 44Dan: I'm trying to get Verne your measurements (smirks).Dan disappointed that Ted didn't come out for a last meal.Memphis: I'm over Ted. I'm over that F*king spider. Dan: you can't be.Dan: This is it, the last night in the BB house. What are you thinking?Memphis: Thank God.Dan: Thank God for the opportunity, or thank God I'm getting out of the house.Memphis: out of this house. 11:48 PM BBT Memphis places a bee in Debbie's web. M: "it's bee v. spider"Debbie is tentative at first, and then checks out the bee, probing it for a while. Debbie eventually gives up and returns to its older meal, much to Dan and Memphis disappointment. 11:32 PM BBT Memphis: I know this sounds crazy. all I'm thinking about is hugging my girlfriend.I'm not thinking about the money. I just want to touch and see my girlfriend.Dan: it's been a hell of a runMemphis: we've made some history. 11:23 PM BBT Dan: if you had to put money one who's gonna win, who would you choose?Memphis: I think you're gonna win. Dan: why? Memphis: I dunno. I just think it. Dan: whoever gets April or Ollie is gonna win. Memphis: I think people would think one way and vote another way. but spending time in sequester might change their mind. Memphis: the way I look at it is that I'm gonna expect to win $50k. That's what I've been thinking for the last 5 days, and it makes me feel good. I don't want to be disappointed. $50k, and a new car? That's what I'm thinking about. Dan: I'm happy with the $50k, but then I think $500k is 10x that. Memphis: I've never thought I needed a lot of money to do what I want to do (clothing company), and I can do that for less than $50k. This makes me happy. 11:20 PM BBT Memphis tells drunk Dan he's not gonna be ready for the LA nightlifeMemphis: what's gonna happen to you when you take a shot of Vodka?Dan continues to hunt for Debbie. No more hunting for big Tedra.He throws a bug into debbie's web and says "Dunzo".Ted/Tedra is humungous. 11:12 PM BBT Memphis now yells at the camera operator in the BY: Rookie! you gotta turn it the other way around!Dan & Memphis now look for bugs in the backyard for Ted/Tedra. The grasshopper Dan trapped earlier is no more. Now they argue about grabbing a bee. Dan: you get it. Memphis: no you get it. Dan: it has a stinger, I'm not gonna get it. Memphis: it's because it's a bee, Mr. biology teacher. 11:03 PM BBT Dan's drunk and keeps asking the internet to send good vibes for him to win beer pong. NT 10:59 PM BBT Dan asking Memphis if his family watches NASCAR after Memphis was quoting a movie. Memphis assumedDan was making a assumption about the south and jokingly teased Dan that he pissed off everyone in the south. Memphis admits his brother watches NASCAR and they move onto the subject of Jerry calling Memphis a womanizer. Memphis then brings up Jerry buying a prostitute for 20 dollars. 10:51 PM BBT Dan resorts to insults to compensate for his embarrassing performance in beer pong."I hate you" "Fruitless Exit" "Jerry, this is your fault, you should be in here". making fun of Memphis (ed, corrected thx) for telling Julie they should bring Brian back for sh.. giggles. Memphis wins again, and drinks some of his own beer to take pity on Dan, who is getting tipsy.

NO thank you Zora for everything this season. As I have said before my days at work would be VERY boring if not for you. Thanks for taking the time and doing this for the forum.If we don't talk again this season, have a great fall/winter and I look forward to chatting with you again next season.

9:25 AM BBT Dan gets up to go to the WC and immediately goes back to bed NT Look something happened!!!

ilenie81 wrote: 9 - 25 AM BBT Dan gets up to go to the WC and immediately goes back to bed NT Look something happened!!!

10:50 AM BBT Feeds still on message! Thanks for all your hard work, posters! Its been fun! NT 10:20 AM BBT Feeds flashed to what looked like a boat sitting in a harbor at night time, then back to the BB message NT 10:05 AM BBT The End ....of another season.... see you next year! NT 10:01 AM BBT all feeds changed to "Don't miss the Big Brother 10 Season finale Tonight on CBS"(ed. if this is it, it's been a great ride. thanks all!) 10:01 AM BBT Music - must be wake up time for final day. NT 9:59 AM BBT Memphis snoring. Looks like Dan is in his bed, but can hear somebody walking around on the feeds. NT

I guess that is it!! Hope you all enjoy the Final!!Hopefull I will see some of you next week on the Season premier od The Amaxing Race!!!

Thanks for everything Julie

Just wanted to say thanks again to Julie, Linda, jacksmom, iwilcken, Roger and anyone else I may be forgetting for posting the updates here, even though I've only been here the last couple of weeks. Looking forward to doing this again all next season, that is, if I manage to catch the start of the new season in time.Thanks again, everyone!

Just wanted to say (in case I can't get in tonight), I have had a great time with all of you this season... Thanks for everything! I'm sure I will see you all at the other boards.. Be safe and well, my friends....

Julie thanks for everything. make sure you and Neda let me know were you are headed next. Hopefully the next board will let us post when the show is on .

Yes, Neda and Julie..heads up to me where y'all will be posting, (if Survivor, and/or Amazing Race, which thread?) so I may join my friends. Neda, you have my email address .