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"MOM SMOKES IN THE CAR! JESUS IS OK WITH IT, BUT WE CAN'T TELL DAD." We watched the show Monday, and my wife and I have been using it in our conversations for two days.So, my wife, Heather, was getting dinner ready last night. We're standing in the kitchen talking about our day. Our dog, Koby, is sitting between us, hoping I drop the tater tot I just swiped from the stove. I look down at the dog and say (loud enough for my wife to hear)... "I just stole a Tater Tot. Jesus is OK with it, but don't tell Heather"She laughed so hard her eyes were tearing. My favorite TV line in a long time!

From the 1ers season, I like "
don´t be ridiculous... I have no peers !... or " someone touched my boad... oh God... my board! "... in fact... i do have those expression in my MSN comment!

haha Yes that whole jesus quote is awesome, I havent started saying it yet but im going to."Hello Oompa Loompas of science." is another one I love saying.

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"I'M BATMAN!" from Season 2 Ep: 1

Danger Danger!These are my Monday Pajamas. lol. I love Sheldon.

I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.

Show me your citrus peels!

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"I drank milk that tasted funny."

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"Well, today we tried masturbating for money."

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"Worst. Renaissance Fair. Ever.""My god, those people need to learn you can't just put 'ye old' infront of anything you want and expect to get away with it."

"Glow-in-the-dark tampons!"

"I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy."

Missy: "That's because you don't have a measureable sense of humor, Shelly!"Sheldon: "How would one exactly measure a sense of humor? A humor-mometer?"

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."

I thought the "Jesus" uote was the best all-time quote until tonight's episode. I have to say, though, the "and I'm not insane..." quote is now my #1.

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