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this one is really off topic but i love this scene between Calleigh, Eric, and Ryan in Speed Kills:

Ryan: 'Hey guys. Alexx called, (whatever the victim's name was) is on deck."

Calleigh and Eric look at each other, then Calleigh says: 'Why don't you go."

Ryan:To the autopsy?

Eric: Yeah. What are you, Scared??

Ryan: No, thanks guys. (leaves.)

Eric: It's a head trauma right? (meaning its a headless victim, for those of you who haven't seen this episode.)

Calleigh: Yeah. (both laugh)

I know its not one of Horatio's lines but i love it, i just had to share it with you guys!

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calleighfan1 wrote:

this one is really off-topic but i love this scene between Calleigh, Eric, and Ryan in Speed Kills:

Ryan: 'Hey guys. Alexx called, (whatever the victim's name was) is on deck."

Calleigh and Eric look at each other, then Calleigh says: 'Why don't you go?"

Ryan: To the autopsy?

Eric: Yeah. What are you, scared??

Ryan: No, thanks, guys. (leaves.)

Eric: It's a head trauma, right? (meaning its a headless victim, for those of you who haven't seen this episode.)

Calleigh: Yeah. (both laugh)

I know its not one of Horatio's lines but i love it, i just had to share it with you guys!

Funny--I just answered a question from this episode in the trivia game! Eric and Calleigh are sending him because it'sRyan's 'initiation,' his acceptance into the lab family. Eric later reveals to a shaken Ryan that Speed did something to him for his 'initation,' but I don't think Eric mentions it.


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o i haven't seen that part. i just found that scene on youtube.

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I think one of the funniest for me would be "Welcome... to divorce....... of the future."from "You May Now Kill the Bride"(Ithink).

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Unusual line--but from #521/"Just Murdered"

CSI_Natalia wrote:

I think one of the funniest for me would be "Welcome... to divorce....... of the future."from "You May Now Kill the Bride" (I think).

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Ohhhh, I had forgotten what episode it was from. Thanks for correcting me.

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CSI_Natalia wrote:

Ohhhh, I had forgotten what episode it was from. Thanks for correcting me.


No worries--the Wikipedia articles for all three CSI series have episode lists and quotes for most of the episodes. Just go to Wikipedia's main page and enter the appropriate series in the search box.

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Alright, thanks.

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omg i love horatio cain hes so mysterious

my favorite one liner is when alex says you dont fall 3 stories get up and run away

then horatio says you do if you have something to hide

i LOVE csi MIAMI its AMAZING!!!!! =)

why are the guys so hot

i love erik hes hawt!!!!

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Death Grip (2003) Horatio: I'm the fiber king. Love his one-liners; so cheesy and so great! Also from that one: Eric to Calleigh (this is not verbatim): No one pay attention to you unless you have blonde hair and blue eyes. No offense. Calleigh: None taken... I have green eyes. [Just thought it was cute]

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Ana284 wrote:

Death Grip (2003) Horatio: I'm the fiber king. Love his one-liners; so cheesy and so great! Also from that one: Eric to Calleigh (this is not verbatim): No one pay attention to you unless you have blonde hair and blue eyes. No offense. Calleigh: None taken... I have green eyes. [Just thought it was cute]


You were close, Ana--here's the quote from #204/"Death Grip"

Eric : If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.
Calleigh : None taken, my eyes are green.

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The latest and the best:__"BRING IT ON"

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Here are a couple of really good ones from Blood Brothers, season 2.


Clavo Cruz spits on Horatio's lapel. H gives him the stare and then says "Thank you". As the uniform cop pulls Clavo away, Calleigh takes out a swab and gets the sample without saying a word. Horatio looks at her and says "Sure is nice when they help"


After Horatio hasRamon Cruz arrested in international waters he warns Clavo that he will be watching him and then says as he turns away, "Remember when you're in Miami, we never close".

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Ah, but M, you have to LOVE how H went about getting Ramon. Ramon and Clavohad diplomatic immunity (which meant that they would get away with murder).H and Speed, however,found out thatRamon had committed hiscrime had been committed at the Canadian Embassy,...under diplomatic law,the Embassywas considered Canadian territory,even though the building was in Miami!

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Definately cool, H had the brain power turned up to full on that one. And seeing the Canadian flag flying in the background just made me want to stand up and sing the national anthem. lol.

 
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