Big Bang Theory

I don't watch much TV, and reality shows make my skin crawl, but I cannot get enough of this smart, funny show! p.s. nerds are hot!

This is a great show...here is one of Shleldon's quotes from last nights episode...........We seem to be on an excrement river in a Native American watercraft without a propulsion device.

What about the exact quote from this line....anyone catch all of it? Defcon 5 arguement. "Well we don't have to hurry... it means no danger", and how the it resulted in the debate between the quality and craftsmanship of Star Treks 1 and 5. Sheldon and Raj going back and forth on what ST was the best.

I had to watch last night's The Lizard-Spock Expansion--episode again this classic line from Sheldon!! "I can't watch the Clone Wars TV show before seeing the Clone Wars movie. I want George Lucas to disappoint me in the order he intended."

anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. (sheldon whilst in the classroom to new students)

The whole piece about Schrodinger's cat was great. Not to mention the spherical chickens in a vacuum. I wonder how many people actually understood the humor in that.

Sheldon is a continuous source of hilarious quotes. I've not found this one in the previous replies:Sh - "Ok, Look. I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relation with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of any black hole there's a little man with a flash light searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out."Leonard - "You're right, I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out"Sh -"No, No. That was not my point. My point was don't buy a cat".....I heard the spherical chickens phrase with spherical cows.

Leonard: "You're asking him to choose between sex and Halo."Sheldon: "No I'm asking him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems."Awesome!

I love Sheldon, not only his quotes, but it crackes me up when he laughs, or he was looking for his seat at Penny's apartment...But one of my favorites was from Season 1: "what kind of computer you have? and please don't say a white one..."I just can't get enough of him...He reminds me of my boyfriend... who I adore and he's sexy but he's a lot like Sheldon...

maylara24 wrote: Great quotes, all. Thanks. Does anyone remember the kitty song that Sheldon sang in the episode when he was sick and made Penny sing it too. This is what I can piece together:"__________, kitty, ___________ kitty,Little ball of fur.Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,Purr, purr, purr."

"Not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner""scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has been...rock crushes scissors"

LOL - I rolled when Sheldon said that, and Raj's answered "Got it" Hahahahahaha!!!

Here's a quote I loved from The Luminous Fish Effect episode:Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?Leonard: What?Sheldon: Nothing.LOL! Even when he's not being wordy, he's so funny!

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