Big Bang Theory

"My spidy sense tells me..."I love the show. Looking forward to many seasons and awards. Seldon reminds me of my number third son.Not just the quotes but his whole body movements. and keep it up cast, Sheldon.

There are so many to speak of..."What it is , is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon, and vanilla.""Of course I'm listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.""Given enough start-up capital and adequate research facility, I could be Batman.""No, I told you you're not prepared for the Sanctum of Burning Souls!"Then of course, the classic:"Excuse me, are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?" ... "Would you like to be?"

"I'm too evolve to drive!"

"Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science"

My favorite quote is, "SMART?? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart!"

"amazing an intelligent labradoodle" s02e06

"amazing an intelligent labradoodle" s02e06

It's probably already been said, but mine is:Raj: How 'bout we go rock, paper, scissors?Sheldon: Eww, I don't think so. No. Antedotal evidence suggests that in a game of rock, paper, scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.Raj: What?Sheldon: It's very simple. Look, scissor cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.LOL!! (And each choice has two ways to win.)

ok so its not a quote, but the best thing for me ever is the smile that he puts on in the chapter that raj gets the people magazine price.... that fake smile is just brilliant!!

"Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello oompa loompas of science!"

Leslie Wink is my nemesisLikeDr. Doom to Mr. FantasticDr. Octavian to Spider manDr. Faustus to Captian AmericaDid you ever notice that a lot of nemesis have advanced degrees, you would think the colleges would be more strict.

i like not as much a quote itself but sheldon's expression -Look, I've found my missing neutrino!end of course - You can see the matrix, can't you?You don't tackle the big issues,Ramona. You fence with them.En garde. Riposte. - aaaah my fav!!!and - You're so witty.- Aren't I?

flash27502 wrote: Leslie Wink is my nemesisLikeDr. Doom to Mr. FantasticDr. Octavian to Spider manDr. Faustus to Captian AmericaDid you ever notice that a lot of nemesis have advanced degrees, you would think the colleges would be more strict.

they other funny thing about rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock is they all choose to pick spock, everytime. ( i guess its the nerd in us that does that )it was more important to pick spock than to win the game by picking paper

I thought "Paper disproves Spok" was really funny