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local344 wrote: [b]LOL

I faced evil once.......he's really not sooooo scarey! lolC

cat-sig wrote:

local344 wrote: [b]LOL

I faced evil once.......he's really not sooooo scarey! lolC

Yeah, well, that's only because you've never faced ME, Kitty Cat. Evil that cackles madly, making washing gestures with its hands, hunched over with eyebrows slanted sharply at the bridge of its nose is vanilla. The face of True Evil is kind, warmly smiling, patting you gently on the shoulder with overflowing empathy... while the dagger in its other hand is sliding between the 3rd and 4th ribs, penetrating the cardial wall, and the first true realization that you've been had is when the knight twists suddenly, violently to 90 degrees, opening the wound to allow your life to gush out onto the thirsty ground. Meanwhile, True Evil's face is still smiling benevolently into your eyes as the world fades to black..... um, allegorically speaking, of course. I don't literally kill people. That would be wrong.

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fornaxus wrote:

cat-sig wrote:

local344 wrote: [b]LOL

I faced evil once.......he's really not sooooo scarey! lolC

Yeah, well, that's only because you've never faced ME, Kitty Cat. Evil that cackles madly, making washing gestures with its hands, hunched over with eyebrows slanted sharply at the bridge of its nose is vanilla. The face of True Evil is kind, warmly smiling, patting you gently on the shoulder with overflowing empathy... while the dagger in its other hand is sliding between the 3rd and 4th ribs, penetrating the cardial wall, and the first true realization that you've been had is when the knight twists suddenly, violently to 90 degrees, opening the wound to allow your life to gush out onto the thirsty ground. Meanwhile, True Evil's face is still smiling benevolently into your eyes as the world fades to black..... um, allegorically speaking, of course. I don't literally kill people. That would be wrong.

I see you put some thought into this! TWISTED....I tell you! LOLOkay.....Heres some salt to pour in the wound I just made in your back when you were thinking of what to post to me!Your idol....Jt is on another thread talking "trash" about you right at this very moment! I started to defend you but I thought there may be a chance he was correct! After all...so far no body has proven him wrong! I wouldn't waste anytime running over there if I were you. Your honor is at stake! CAt~Evil is in the eye of the beholder or is that beauty....I always forget! lol

Yuck!Now thats one ugly bitch!C

cat-sig wrote: Yuck!Now thats one ugly bitch!C

The best part is that it's called a Beholder.

Hm. Just broke my rule about explaining my jokes. I must be tired.

fornaxus wrote:

cat-sig wrote: Yuck! - Now thats one ugly bitch!C

The best part is that it's called a Beholder. Hm. Just broke my rule about explaining my jokes. I must be tired.

Hmmmmmm?Does that mean it takes one to know one or you see beauty in all bitches? lolC

No, it means, like our friend the Beholder, I see beauty only where I can appreciate something as beautiful.

Dawgonit Forge......I remember the occasion when you were applying shaving cream after your shower, and all of a sudden you had a fit of sneezing and you ingested some of the shaving cream......Fortunately for you there was a nurse in the adjoining motel room who was ever so kind as to lend you her services.....and I might add, without her, you may not have been able to make it to the Casting Call on time......Then we stopped at Rite Aid later in the day and you bought an electric razor. I know that you were attempting to impress cat-sig with your words but you are a bigger 'pussy cat' than she is.......Forgive me, if you must, for posting your words to her.....but I think it's funny.........(remember, I have that all on tape)"Yeah, well, that's only because you've never faced ME, Kitty Cat. Evil that cackles madly, making washing gestures with its hands, hunched over with eyebrows slanted sharply at the bridge of its nose is vanilla. The face of True Evil is kind, warmly smiling, patting you gently on the shoulder with overflowing empathy... while the dagger in its other hand is sliding between the 3rd and 4th ribs, penetrating the cardial wall, and the first true realization that you've been had is when the knight twists suddenly, violently to 90 degrees, opening the wound to allow your life to gush out onto the thirsty ground. Meanwhile, True Evil's face is still smiling benevolently into your eyes as the world fades to black."I think you may be confusing your depiction of 'true evil' with the appearance of the nurse.....she was truly a 'nurse crachet'..................See you in Twin Falls......................... ......... - .cd1

cptndawg1 wrote: size=18] Dawg - nit Forge......I remember the occasion when you were applying shaving cream after your shower, and all of a sudden you had a fit of sneezing and you ingested some of the shaving cream......I think you may be confusing your depiction of 'true evil' with the appearance of the nurse.....she was truly a 'nurse crachet'..................See you in Twin Falls......................... ......... - .cd1 [/size]

As if we didn't need any more examples that Dawg will be the official tribal "Tattle~Tale"! lolHe will be the one to watch! lolc

He will be the one to watch! lol Agreed......be especially watchful if he is carrying a 'big stick'..............but only if it is covered with 'nerf' on both ends......................cd1

cptndawg1 wrote: He will be the one to watch! lol Agreed......be especially watchful if he is carrying a 'big stick'..............but only if it is covered with 'nerf' on both ends......................cd1

Careful, Jer' ... not ALL of my sticks are brain-pan safe.

for the concerned: ctndawg1 and I are friends - this is not a serious threat, and both he and I know it.

[i] fornaxus wrote: "my sticks are brain-pan safe."Golly gee David.....I see that you are back in the kitchen again...baking bread sticks....but sometimes you revert back to the ol' down home way of spelling........"Ah lak p-nut 'n jelly sanwitches on whaat brain" or "Ah lak my brain toasted"...................... ..cd1 - /i]

cptndawg1 wrote: [i] fornaxus wrote: "my sticks are brain-pan safe."Golly gee David.....I see that you are back in the kitchen again...baking bread sticks....but sometimes you revert back to the ol' down home way of spelling........"Ah lak p-nut 'n jelly sanwitches on whaat brain" or "Ah lak my brain toasted"...................... ..cd1 - /i]

Announcer's Voice: "This is your brain." (sizzling sound) "This is your brain on cptndawg1's hick accent" (the mournful whuffing howl of a hound dog and a shotgun being slide-cocked) "Any questions?"

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