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All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

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If I'm permitted to speak again....Dr. Sheldon Cooper, for the win. (psst! It's 212, not 216 =)

I can't remember the first half of the quote, but the one that ends "I have no peers."

not exactly a quote but it still may be the bestrock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock !

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"There wouldn't have been any butt kicking if only that stupid death ray had worked!""The Luminous Fish Effect" (season 1, episode 4)

Sheldon: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and—as it always has—rock crushes scissors.

this was my fav for a ling time:You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker. i just admire parsons memorizing all those and talking like this really is his everydays talk. its awesome!

my holiday present to all of the "big bangers" here. ( i wish i knew a big banger ), well nevermind below is the link to paste for rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.after watching it several times here on xmas morning i noticedsheldon's hand movements when he does the monologue.i may have missed something, but it looks to me like notonly does he get the verbal part perfect, but all the hand gestures that show the rules too. imagine having to not only learn that soliloquy but all the hand movements that go with it simultaneously.here's the link to paste in your browserhttp://www.youtube.c
om/wat - h?v=_mKbnVKdix8

there there

lets try the link againhttp://www.youtube.com
/watch - v=_mKbnVKdix8

my favorite sheldon quote was when penny asked if she could ask him a question and he replied, "well, i would prefer that you not, but i won't go so far as to actually forbid it."

When I try to deceive my face has more nervous ticks than a Lyme disease research facility.

I'm not insane... my mother had me tested.

But Mom...it's not fair...she started it....why do I have to appologize?

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