Big Bang Theory

This week's episode had so many great quotes! I'll just do one though:Sheldon: It's Wii bowling night; nothing's more important than that!Oh, I just about died when he flipped over the napkin and it was signed by Leonard Nimoy! OMG!! I knew Sheldon would be giving her all the gift baskets then!! Then Penney said - "Leonard, Sheldon's hugging me!" in a high voice of astonishment, and perhaps a touch of fear or awe?

When Sheldon is in the bath and body store, clutching a pink bath puff:"I don't see anything in here that a woman would want."

LOL! That was too funny! And then he asked the store clerk, and I cringed at how she might respond, but she was just totally puzzled, and the guys said "See? That sounds like you and Penny". LOL!!

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There's 2 I love!1: His sister says : "I gwess that's why they call you a genius" and he's like : " No! They call me a genius because I'm a genius"2: That Halo night episode: " One on one? We don't play one on one! We play teams not one on one! One on one..." )

My fav by far is "I am Batman!" My kids actually have both changed their signatures on their cell phones to this and they say it ALL the time now! Sheldon....you make my day!

“It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.”“Explain to me an organizational system, where a tray of flat ware on a couch is valid. And I’m just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.”“If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.”

Does anyone remember the evil doctorate quote?

Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science!

Haha - Sheldon just said one of my fav lines from "The Griffin Equivalency"And I'm not crazy; my mom had me tested. - LOL!!!

Pretty much everything he said in season 2, episode 1 ("The Bad Fish Paradigm"), especially these:"Mom smokes in the car... Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.""I'm Batman! Shhhhh!" "Sheldon, how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?""They're clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing."Aaand... even though he didn't say anything, his frightening smile from "The Griffin Equivalency" should count.

LOL! Yes, it should!! hahaha Welcome to TBBT mb ICanBeBatman! (Can I call you ICan for short?)

xzonia wrote: LOL! Yes, it should!! hahaha Welcome to TBBT mb ICanBeBatman! (Can I call you ICan for short?)

Oh, that was brilliant ICan! And he wasn't even wanted there in the first place - LOL!!

S01E15 - The porkchop indeterminancySheldon: It's notehworthy... at other points in history, heavyer women were the standard of beauty because their girth suggested affluence.Leonard: That's fascinating, but...Sheldon: I never said it was fascinating, i said it was noteworthy.I laughed at that because it was such blatant rudeness right out of nowhere The big bang theory has the best dialogue ever.