Big Bang Theory

Me too! I just lost it when I heard "paper disproves Spock". I had to re-wind and watch the scene again to catch the rest! LOL

"Try to increase your alpha wave activity."

(Leonard having a panic attack)Sheldon: "Is the sex starting now ?"

IllusiveSmew wrote: I'm not insane... my mother had me tested.

lenard: are babies will be smart and butifulSheldon: not to mencthion imaginary

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?Sheldon: Well today we tried masturbating for money.Pilot - It set the whole tone for Sheldon's Character

My favourite Sheldon quotes:1. "Of the handful of women Leonard has been involved with, she's the only one I've ever found tolerable."2. "I've been doing some research online, and apparently female primates, you know apes, chimpanzees... you (pointing to Penny)... they find their mate more desirable when he's courted by another female..."

Sheldon: you know i feel so good today i think i'll choose from the low fiber end of the shelf...Hello Honey puffsPenny: Son of a Bi*chLeonard: Penny's upPenny: You sick geeky Ba**ardsLeonard: How did she know it was us?Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organisational schematic for her bedroom closet!Penny: Leonard!Leonard: Oh God this is going to be badSheldon: Goodbye Honey Puffs hello Big Bran!I love this whole scene actually especially the sarcasm sign!

Leonard: What secret..tell me the secretSheldon: Mum smokes in the car.....Jesus is ok with it but we can't tell dad!Leonard: Not that secret another secretSheldon: I'm Batman!

Looks like I missed my chance to vote in the poll -- but I would have voted for the first one!I'm playing in an on-line game. I need to add "friends" to my profile. Would you please go to my profile and make a request? You can delete me next week, if you like!

if it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead

there there

geoff1958 wrote: if it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead

my favorite quote from sheldon is "its halo nite do you go dancing every wednesday then its not dancing nite"

Penny is singing in the hallway...Sheldon: If cats could sing...They'd hate it too.