Criminal Minds

Episode 1: Bleu Dolphin

"You read my story man?"Falc asked the Doc from across the table.

Doc didn't look up from his sheet of random facts for the day, "uh huh"

"You never told me what you thought," Falc said in an almost threatening manner.

"You told me not to comment," If it weren't for the weird random facts Doc was known to drop without hesitaiton at a moment's notice, falc would have been sure he was actually reading the funnies.

"I told you not to speculate, you're messing up my style man,"Falc told him, throwing his fork down on the plate in a most dramatic fashion.

"Same dif right?" Doc took another sip of the Red Bull he had the waitress poor into a coffee mug.

" Will you 2 shut up? " Bleu glared at them. They went quiet immediately, " We got work to do. "

"What kind of work boss?"Doc asked.

" The kind we're good at, "Bleu told them as the screen faded black and the opening credits began to play.

By the time the credits had faded the team had already returned to the office. Falc appeared to be working over his computer despite the fact that it was clear the team had something to discuss, his reasoning... unkown, this is one of those mysteries about TVshows that never quite make sense but the producers assume the audience is too busy to notice. It didn't work this time.

Falc said from over his computer where bleu was certain he was surfing the CM web forums, "so boss, now will you give us somewhat more specific details about what the job we're doing is about?"

" We've been hired by a client to dig up some information, "Bleu began.

"Yeah? And? we ARE a private detective agency..." Doc told her.

" Will you let me finish? " Bleu demanded.

"Yeah let her finish," Falc said sticking his tongue out at Doc.

" You're not helping kid, "Bleu told him, " The target is this man here, he spends a lot of time at local Dive bars, where his friend thinks he's been talking crap about him. Doc will go undercover and befriend the target and see if he is talking **** about the guy. Falc you'll be in his ear and record everything that is said, also you'll need to drive him home. "

"Why can't Ibe the one undercover," Falc demanded.

" You aren't 21! I'm not allowed to send you into a bar, besides you don't drink you'd stick out too much. " Bleu told him.

"Aw man this sucks! if JJwere in charge I'd never have to do this kind of assignment,"he said typing into the forums.

Doc had not heard the entire breifing as he had been too busy counting out dimes for the vending machine, "Sounds good boss, I'll drive"

The other 2 glared at him.

Just then, it faded to the first commercial break.

*Bleu falls to the floor in hysterics. She has to pull herself up to the keyboard to type* ROFLMAO!!! Dude that was hilarious!! Sheesh I'm not quite that bossy though am I?! *looks around as crickets chirp* Oh the irony...two of the most private people on here running a private detective agency!LOL! Bravo!! *runs to hug doc but falls back to the floor in hysterics*

I thought it would be funny because we spent a good portion of the day trying to figure out who me and falc are like... but me and falc are like me and falc...

Yes you are...wouldn't have it any other way!

After a quick word from our sponsors consisting of a male enhancement pill that is very vague about what it actually does, a local retailer who claims the best prices in town, a big retailer that claims to have lower prices, a dish washing detergent and previews for upcoming shows on this network, we return to find our heroes sitting in a car outside the dive bar.

"You going in?"Falc asked Doc from the driver's side.

"Seriously dude, we're not supposed to be here for 3 hours, Ithought we were getting food," Doc demanded.

"Dude it's 10 o'clock!" Falc told him.

"No it's 7 o'clock my time," Doc told him.

"Oh that's right, I got confused by the fact that although we apparently work together we live 3 time zone apart," Falc said, scratching his head. The pair of them drove down the street to a local taco shop to get that food they'd been talking about, "What did bleu want again?"

"Chinese take out,"Doc told him.

"I'll get her fish tacos instead," Falc decided placing his money on the counter.

"Did you know fish Taco's originated in Baja California, which is in Mexico and not California," Doc told him, "Though at one time California was Mexico."

"WOW really?" Falc faked enthusiasm with expert precision.

After an expertly cut scene break we open up on Bleu sitting in the office laughing about something Doc wrote on a sticky note and posted on Falc's desk even though the two have been hanging out together all day. Falc and Doc burst through the door fighting over who gets to go through first and end up trying to squeeze past each other.

Bleu glared at the tacos sitting on her desk, " ok, there is no way that this is fried rice and mandarin chicken, "she glared at falc.

"What? noooo, they must have gotten our order wrong," Doc said with a hint of sarcasm most would have missed.

" Here! "Bleu said to Doc, angrily switching his soda with a bottle of water, " can't have you hung over tomorrow when you type up that report "

Doc sighed and then turned to play minesweeper on the computer for the next few hours, during which time the network figured it would be good to go to another commercial break.

ROFLMAO! That is genius! You even got bleu's font color right! And the counting out dimes and such, brilliant! Reminds me of that one part spoof thing that you did with us as the characters. I'll read the second part now.

For a self proclaimed introvert bleu you sure are extroverted there! Keep going doc, it looks interesting!

this is what happens when I have a whole day to myself... >.<

ROFLMAO!! Dude this is too funny!You have captured a lot of our qualities well!

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Yeah I'm not quite that introverted here, must be because I work with them and have to play mother hen!LOL!

Oh, I'm lovin' this! First off, the description of the commercials was hysterical. Time zones, fish tacos, it is really just a spoof making fun of the convos that we have hear everyday. Great work, man! And never tell me that you can't write again, you do just fine! Hope you do more, I can use the laughs.

not sure if I'm ready to do part 3 yet though

yes falc that was the intention, all our random **** conversations needed to be made fun of...

Spoofs on the random convos going on here...classically funny and you are a good writer! W...what?! No chapter three yet?! *sigh* I'll have to be patient again Isuppose.

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The commercial descriptions were funny!

I'm not sure the world is ready for part 3 yet...

Maybe after I watch another epi of NCIS and then get some food.

You tease! Hmm I'll probably get off now and get some stuff done before hitting the sack. Time difference remember?!