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What is your favorite Sheldon quote?
"Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." 41% [ 38 ]
"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!" 13% [ 12 ]
"Widen my circle? I have 216 friends on Myspace!" 11% [ 10 ]
"I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive." 16% [ 15 ]
"No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple." 18% [ 17 ]
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inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote! LOLits not exactly a plan but i think i am gonna pass out! LMAO

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i'm not asking him to choose between sex and halo i'm asking him to choose between sex and halo 3

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Ha its not really a quote but in this weeks episode when penny answered the door and said hello to him it was the way he said hi back with a half smile on his face . "im perfectly fine sleeping on a bouncy castle "

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when is his told him she tells everyone he is a rock scientist and he said rock scientist how embassaing

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boyds-bears wrote:
IllusiveSmew wrote: - 'm not insane... my mother had me tested.
That's one of best lines I've heard on the show.
I agree LMAO when Sheldon said that

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first episode first season:"WELL YOU GOT ME OUT OF MY PANTS" JAJA LOL!

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its "Oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch." its an amazing qoute! i laughed my ass off!

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My all time favorite quote of Sheldon's is " they were clever Leonard, they exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing". Season two episode one, "The Bad Fish Paradigm".

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psi2phi wrote: My all time favorite quote of Sheldon's is " they were clever Leonard, they exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing". Season two episode one, "The Bad Fish Paradigm".
lol, yep yep It's words but moreso the way he says it, I love that tone he gets.Mine.. "I can't change pajamas! These are my Monday pajamas." <3 Just that tone of disbelief in his voice

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“You continue to underestimate my capabilities, Madam.”

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There are so much but I loves when he knocks 3 times the doors.Also when he goes to apologize to Penny for cleaning her apartment:"Im truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsability and I hope it wont color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also I hear a gentle and through lover. And then he says to Leonard: I did what I could.

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how about;'social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me'

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"I'm Batman!"

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Albireo_alfa wrote: this was my fav for a ling time:You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker. i just admire parsons memorizing all those and talking like this really is his everydays talk. its awesome!
I fall asleep to the season one of bbt every night and this is one of my favorite quotes to stay up to see, also I have favorite of the quote, may not be exactly right, "we have a combined IQ of 360," two young girl scouts walk up and press every buzzer on the apartment building and proceed to get in, when Sheldon says,"what do you think their combined IQ is?" Leonard,"I don't know, just get the door."

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" bladder voiding as it is in real estate, location, location, location "

 
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