Big Bang Theory

Okay, I'm a bit obsessed with Sheldon, so I've decided to limit each post to one episode. These are not all of my favorite lines from each episode, but reflects the limit I'm willing to share with those who do not yet think of me as the BBT freak others have come to refer to me as (thanks, J):So, from The Big Bran Hypothesis :Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.We're locked out (they can't keep the door open during a conversation that some of us couldn't even participate in - too funny!)Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bi%&#.Excuse me; explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. And I'm just inferring that this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

The Dumpling Paradox If we're all through playing Mock the Flawed Technology, can we get on with Halo night? We were supposed to start at 8:00; it is now 8:06.And I cannot believe people pay for Horoscopes, but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing Halo.Well, first, we do not have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.If you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night. I'll know. Yes, but you didn't portray her as completely irrational.Okay, assuming we could dance, which we can't, there are three of us and two of them. (so?) It's the Chinese restaurant all over again. And I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play compared with three men each attempting to dance with 67% of a woman. No , I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3 . As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.

i would have to say one of my favorite quotes sheldon says is..."Oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch" haha i was able to use it when my boyfriend tried to keep the hood of his car open and everytime he walked away it would close HAHA!

These theaters have to be eliminated.

Why? They're state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound.

Yes, but they have no Icee machines, despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add.

- Financial Permeability, 2.14

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"I'm sorry. You violated the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out."

~"Was Alexander Flemming also a hairdresser? 'Thank you for discovering penicillin, now how about we try a bouffant?'"

~When he said "'sup?!" to Penny. Still makes me laugh

~Of course "mom smokes in the car..." and "I believe the correct metaphor here is a river of excrement..."

~"I cannot believe you thought my favorite amino acid was glutamate." (and Howard's "He had Lysine but changed it."

I don't recall the episode name, but it was the discussion about which Clone War series episode to watch.

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."

(the three of us voted for plane and sheldon voted for train so... where taking the train) "oh dont say it like that lenoard say it like where taking the train! and the way he acts all gidy while he says it

I am new to posting here, but have loved the show for a while now. It's hard to choose a favorite Sheldon quote! I loved the one where he compared Leonard's chances with Penny to the Hubble telescope finding that, at the center of a black hole is a little man with a flashlight looking for a circuit breaker. Sometimes he doesn't even have to say anything-his facial expressions are hilarious!

I must admit, it’s hard to just pick one out of so many countless quotes (a lot of awesome ones have already been mentioned), I think I love them all really, but I’m gonna go for an old classic (or as old as it gets anyway). From the first ep, still one of my most fav, albeit small, quotes of Sheldon…

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-Leornard: (about Penny) “Our babies will be smart and beautiful”

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-Sheldon: “Not to mention imaginary”

My absolute favorite, from season one: Sheldon: "Oh, yea? Well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you are an inorganic adhesive. Whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me and returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you!"

Good one Sagan23! That one is epic. X3

Iadore all you fans for posting these quotes.

I haven't been able to get Sheldon's soft kitty song out of my head!

just got the first season on dvd and have been spamming bbt qutoes on my twitter page

I love Sheldon's quotes, but Iam trying to find the one he used about choices. It was something like...All we have to do is abosorb oxygen, take in nutrients, **** waste, everything else is optional

Leonard : Sheldon, we have to do this.

Sheldon : No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional.