Big Bang Theory

The song goes, "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur / Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr." It actually makes quite a nice lullaby.

Ah gravity, thou art a heartless ****!

here is the problem with teleportation...

“No-no-no-no-no, don’t wake her… she’ll maul you like a rabid Wolverine!”

S2E15 -"Well, your clearly misremembering. Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful and I'm betting that she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat your brussel sprouts!"

tbbtfan08 wrote:

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."

This one is one of my favorite ones!!!

didn't ya just love the comparison of Sheldon to C3PO and then how Sheldon responded by quickly looking left/right?!!

meadows_lucy wrote:

didn't ya just love the comparison of Sheldon to C3PO and then how Sheldon responded by quickly looking left/right?!!

That moment was excellent!!!

Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless **** that was what Sheldon said once... I loved thad! ;p

“You actually had it right in the first place. Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!”

lcesquivel wrote:

From the 1ers season, I like " don´t be ridiculous... I have no peers !... or " someone touched my boad... oh God... my board! "... in fact... i do have those expression in my MSN comment!

We have a bowl. Keys go in the bowl. My keys are in the bowl.

"Oh what fresh hell is this now?"

"It was pleasant to see you Missy, with the exception of the thing with my testicles. Please tell mother I weigh 160 pounds and I am having regular bowel movements."

"My tools are right up here (pointing to his brain).

Not sure if this one has been mentioned but I love in 1x02:

Leonard: Do you have any ideas? [for lifting the heavy box of furniture]

Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

lol.

I also loved in the pilot when they go to get the TV back from Penny's ex-bf:

Leonard: I'll do the talking.

Sheldon: Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle .

lmao

b5raven wrote:

I don't recall the episode name, but it was the discussion about which Clone War series episode to watch.

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."

Actual LOLon that one! The whole episode had me in tears, but that set the tone. Iactually tried to lie to my husband (who wasn't able to make it home in time 2 weeks in a row) and tell him he didn't miss anything - but that week I couldn't do it. He had to hear how good it was/

well then why the h3ll is a space toilet where my coffee table is suposed to be