x3qt0r wrote: help me out with one thing..I didnt get what sheldon said in the griffins episode.. when raj is talking to his assistant on his fone...sheldon says something which ends with "social applications"..i couldnt get the complete statement due to the annoying laugh track...do tell me what he said...And guys working on the show.. PLZ STOP THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACKSSSSS!!!

maylara24 wrote: Great quotes, all. Thanks. Does anyone remember the kitty song that Sheldon sang in the episode when he was sick and made Penny sing it too. This is what I can piece together:"__________, kitty, ___________ kitty,Little ball of fur.Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,Purr, purr, purr."

xzonia wrote: LOL! Yes, it should!! hahaha Welcome to TBBT mb ICanBeBatman! (Can I call you ICan for short?)

OA_Chimera wrote: The whole piece about Schrodinger's cat was great. Not to mention the spherical chickens in a vacuum. I wonder how many people actually understood the humor in that.

lepoop wrote: Oh Mario. If only I could control everyone like I control you. Hop you little plumber! HOP HOP

x3qt0r wrote: his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)

x3qt0r wrote: his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)

Selek1 wrote: What was the poem?

- Financial Permeability, 2.14
]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/657551.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/657551.page GMT "I'm sorry. You violated the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out."

~"Was Alexander Flemming also a hairdresser? 'Thank you for discovering penicillin, now how about we try a bouffant?'"

~When he said "'sup?!" to Penny. Still makes me laugh

~Of course "mom smokes in the car..." and "I believe the correct metaphor here is a river of excrement..."

~"I cannot believe you thought my favorite amino acid was glutamate." (and Howard's "He had Lysine but changed it."

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."

I must admit, it’s hard to just pick one out of so many countless quotes (a lot of awesome ones have already been mentioned), I think I love them all really, but I’m gonna go for an old classic (or as old as it gets anyway). From the first ep, still one of my most fav, albeit small, quotes of Sheldon…

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-Leornard: (about Penny) “Our babies will be smart and beautiful”

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-Sheldon: “Not to mention imaginary”

I haven't been able to get Sheldon's soft kitty song out of my head!

just got the first season on dvd and have been spamming bbt qutoes on my twitter page

Sheldon : No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional.

tbbtfan08 wrote:

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."

This one is one of my favorite ones!!!

meadows_lucy wrote:

didn't ya just love the comparison of Sheldon to C3PO and then how Sheldon responded by quickly looking left/right?!!

That moment was excellent!!!

lcesquivel wrote:

From the 1ers season, I like " don´t be ridiculous... I have no peers !... or " someone touched my boad... oh God... my board! "... in fact... i do have those expression in my MSN comment!

We have a bowl. Keys go in the bowl. My keys are in the bowl.

"It was pleasant to see you Missy, with the exception of the thing with my testicles. Please tell mother I weigh 160 pounds and I am having regular bowel movements."

"My tools are right up here (pointing to his brain).

Leonard: Do you have any ideas? [for lifting the heavy box of furniture]

Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

lol.

I also loved in the pilot when they go to get the TV back from Penny's ex-bf:

Leonard: I'll do the talking.

Sheldon: Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle .

lmao

b5raven wrote:

I don't recall the episode name, but it was the discussion about which Clone War series episode to watch.

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."

Actual LOLon that one! The whole episode had me in tears, but that set the tone. Iactually tried to lie to my husband (who wasn't able to make it home in time 2 weeks in a row) and tell him he didn't miss anything - but that week I couldn't do it. He had to hear how good it was/

Leonard:If he were any bigger he'd have moons orbiting him.

Sheldon:Oooh snap

Uhm also

"Ive also come to believe that your mother is fat, unless she has a gland condition in which case I take it back" *Sits down*" There are boundries"

" Thats why its guarded by snakes"

"Its called Carpal tunnel and quite frankly you deserve it"

I also loves the bits where he goes on abotu desending into anarchy.

Basically 90%of what he says tbh

A couple of ones i like...

Sheldon: Oh you're so...so...so...Lesley: Thats great but i got to get going, if you think of an adjective text me. (She exits)(Pause)Sheldon: Inconsiderate! That is the adjective! Inconsiderate! (pulling out his phone)

Ok its settled, Penny will go back to her apartment, Christy will move in with Howard and i'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

Penny: (sarcastically) I hope i work at the cheesecake factory my whole life.Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Noooo. Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Yes! Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Leonard: Stop it!

Leonard's mother just arrived back at the table and said the middle stall was occupied she'll have to try again and Sheldon says, "Totally understandable, with bladder voiding as in real estate - it's location, location, location"

I also LOVE it when he's telling Penny that her couch is too small "There once was a tall man from Cornwall who's length exceeded his bed. My body fits on it but barely upon it, there's no room for my big Cornish head".

And, we can't forget "you're sitting in my spot".

Someone asked Sheldon how they (he and Leonard?) became friends. His answer: "I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring? Proximity and valence electrons."

I had to get myself a nice bowl for my keys after seeing this one.

"Oh, sorry, sometimes I forget other people have limitations. Its so sad..."

Leonard : What was that? (in response to Penny's singing)

Sheldon : I don't know, but if cat's could sing...they'd hate it too.

Wolowitz: Don't push me, Sheldon. I may be small, but I took Kung Fu when I was 13 &Iremember a good deal of it.

Sheldon: Oh, really? Well I grew up with an older brother and a very contensuous (sp) twin sister and I believe I could easily best you in any physical confrontation. Be it noogies, swirlies or the classic "why are you hitting yourself."

Raj: Big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

LOVEIT!!

Leonard: It must be hell inside your head. Sheldon: At times...

LOL

penny :what can i do if Alicia stay with them(leonard,howard and raj)all the time?

sheldon :when a queen bee gets old, antoher one tries to take the throne, the older queen shall move to anther hive or engage the younger in a battel to death

penny :are you suggesting i move to another building or kill her?

sheldon :what are you talking about?i just saw this in discovery channel!

Sheldon : how did the accident occur. penny: you already know that .
sheldon : cause of accident .. lack of adheasive ducks . lmao how funny

It would be funny to be the doctor that reads that information lol just think of how that would go . ha lol

tinygeeket88 wrote:

when he brings penny to the emergency room and he says " im sorry , there there everything is going to be fine , sheldons here (and the way he makes the face afterward ) best episode yet by ha lol

Omg!! i have to totally agree... awesome episode

"You're lucky, when I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG I had to attach my own electrodes"

NOW ARE WE TALKING DATE THE SOCIAL INTERACTION OR "DATE" THE DRIED FRUIT . LOL

after penny explains where the food will go-sure and while we're at it we can have our hands behind our backs and have an old fashion eatin contest .

sheldon to howard after bernadette and penny talk about shoes when he asks howard where he got his shoes: Bazinga I don't care

Leonard: Thanks for the heads up.

Sheldon: You're welcome. One more thing.

Leonard: What?

Sheldon: It's on, bi+ch!

Sheldon : "Oh God. Oh God. Oh GOD......................It's alright...they didn't take my comics."

and

Sheldon : "They took our TV, our laptops, 4 external hard drives, our PS2, our PS3, our XBox, our XBox 360, our classic Nintendo, our SuperNintendo, our Nintendo 64, and our Wii."

Leonard : "We like games."

Sheldon : "Right, games. Like Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Final Fantasy 1 though 9, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics, and Ms Pac-Man."

Police Officer : (writing on his report)"Assorted Games."

"You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases."

Found a great app for the Iphone/Ipod touch called Cooperism. It is full of great quotes from the show.

Scott

Sheldon: I wanted a pet that I could snuggle with at night but would be capable of killing on telepathic command

Howard: So, not a puppy?

Sheldon: Nothing so pedestrian, I wanted a griffin, you know half eagle, half lion

Leonard: Not to mention mythological

Sheldon: Irrelevent. I was fairly sure I could create one but my parents were unwilling to get me the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen but of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them

Howard: Sheldon not that we don't all enjoy a good lion semen story but what's your point?

Sheldon: The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.

~:O:~

Sheldon: I would very much like to read about your sex life

~:O:~

Both are from Episode 15 (Season 2) The Maternal Capacitance

"BAZINGA!!!!!!!!" lol, come on you knew someone would say it!!!!!!!

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 DVD Boxset

kuuipo_23 wrote:

"Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise, he was a science officer. And I guarentee you that if he ever saw the Enterprise's "check engine" light blinking he would pull the ship over immediately!"

this is by far the best of the best

‎"You'd hit particulate soil on a colloidal suspension... MUD ."

"Mom smokes in the car! Jesus is OK with it, but we can't tell Dad."

"Engineering, where the noble semi-skilled labourers execute the vision of those who think and dream. "Hello Umpa-Lumpa's of science."

" Bazinga! "

"And you thought the opposite of loser was Community College graduate?"

and...

"Just one more question. When did we become friends?"

Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's? Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'

Penny: I give up. He's impossible! Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon (intrigued): You have a sarcasm sign?

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

I could go on for ever but I will stop with my favortie

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Besides all the fabu quotes already mentioned, I do love these ones:

[tapping his watch] 'Eight! Oh! Eight!'

'The horror . . . '

'Silence!'

The whole convo in the lunchroom when he's getting the guy's number for Penny. His obliviousness and the guy's obviousness . . . so funny!

"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr."

He has an excellent singing voice too - even though I think he tried to hide it

Sheldon: Do you know what this means?! With a heathly ovum I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!!

"Yeah"

"Your shoes are delightful...Where did you get them?"

"What!?"

"Bazinga! i don't care"

Sheldon : But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?

Leonard : I'm sure she'll still love him.

Sheldon : I wouldn't.

Sheldon: "Well that's not true! We were implying. You infered it."

“We can’t sell it! We have to keep it, and love it and polish it and only take it out occasionally when we go to the park and react out favorites scenes from the movies.”

“Subliminal messaging! I’m goin’ to make you want to pee! Dripping faucets…leaky gutter … … … Peeing.” xD

The three above are from the 3rd season - episode 17, when they find a 'Lord of the Rings' ring.

And this one is from the 1st ou 2nd season (I don't remeber):

“I posses the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?! *shakin’* Do you realize what this means?! All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!!”

Sheldon: Oh, yes. We’re like wild animals in heat. It’s a wonder neither of us has been hurt.

Sheldon: Oh, yes, it’s time for me to make love to your daughter’s vagina.

Sheldon: Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship. Bazinga. Bedtime. Please show yourself out.

Best BBT ending!!!! ;}LOL

"I have an eidetic memory."

I like it because I used to have one.

Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?

“Wait! Wait! Just to clarify, when you get to three, do we stand up…Or do we pee?”

ROFL!!! I'd forgotten about that one!