<![CDATA[Latest posts for the topic "Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/243.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "MOM SMOKES IN THE CAR! JESUS IS OK WITH IT, BUT WE CAN'T TELL DAD." We watched the show Monday, and my wife and I have been using it in our conversations for two days.So, my wife, Heather, was getting dinner ready last night. We're standing in the kitchen talking about our day. Our dog, Koby, is sitting between us, hoping I drop the tater tot I just swiped from the stove. I look down at the dog and say (loud enough for my wife to hear)... "I just stole a Tater Tot. Jesus is OK with it, but don't tell Heather"She laughed so hard her eyes were tearing. My favorite TV line in a long time!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/239467.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/239467.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! From the 1ers season, I like "
don´t be ridiculous... I have no peers !... or " someone touched my boad... oh God... my board! "... in fact... i do have those expression in my MSN comment!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/240585.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/240585.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! haha Yes that whole jesus quote is awesome, I havent started saying it yet but im going to."Hello Oompa Loompas of science." is another one I love saying.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/241718.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/241718.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I'M BATMAN!" from Season 2 Ep: 1

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/250420.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/250420.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Danger Danger!These are my Monday Pajamas. lol. I love Sheldon.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/271313.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/271313.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/272265.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/272265.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Show me your citrus peels!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/273443.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/273443.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I drank milk that tasted funny."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/274675.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/274675.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Well, today we tried masturbating for money."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/275787.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/275787.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Worst. Renaissance Fair. Ever.""My god, those people need to learn you can't just put 'ye old' infront of anything you want and expect to get away with it."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/275860.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/275860.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Glow-in-the-dark tampons!"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/277535.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/277535.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/277558.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/277558.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Missy: "That's because you don't have a measureable sense of humor, Shelly!"Sheldon: "How would one exactly measure a sense of humor? A humor-mometer?"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/278937.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/278937.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/288443.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/288443.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I thought the "Jesus" uote was the best all-time quote until tonight's episode. I have to say, though, the "and I'm not insane..." quote is now my #1.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/288574.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/288574.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! help me out with one thing..I didnt get what sheldon said in the griffins episode.. when raj is talking to his assistant on his fone...sheldon says something which ends with "social applications"..i couldnt get the complete statement due to the annoying laugh track...do tell me what he said...And guys working on the show.. PLZ STOP THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACKSSSSS!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/292163.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/292163.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Oh goody, we're getting a cat."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/292229.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/292229.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "sheldon back on line""afk"penny:" oh i see" sheldon: " what does that mean"penny: " oh- I - see" sheldon: " yes. but what does that mean?" man i love him

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/294192.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/294192.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Hi everyone! Just wanna tell the creators and the actors that I absolutely love Big Bang Theory, it's so so hard to wait one long week to see more of the adventures of Leonard, Sheldon and their entourage. Can't wait for the dvd release so I can watch them all in a row!Back on the subject, my boyfriend loved this line at the end of season 1Penny "do you have a second?"Sheldon "a second what, pair of underwear?"It's so hilarious, he says it all the time!!For me, it's more "I'm Batman!" or "I'm trying to sleep, I'm counting catwomen" that do it

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/300789.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/300789.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "And for the record, I'm not insane. My Mother had me tested"Is a more recent favorite. The first episode of the season was full of great ones too:"Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.""I'm Batman!" "Most of your work is extremely derivative, and don't worry that's not a secret.... Everybody knows."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/307390.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/307390.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. Any questions? (No one in the classroom does anything) Of course not. I weep for the future of science. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/339778.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/339778.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! penny: what does 'afk' stand for?sheldon whilst on the computer) AFK!sheldon: away from keyboardpenny: oh I see! (oic)sheldon:ok so what does that stand forpenny: oh I see?! (duh) (oic)sheldon: yes but what does it stand for!!?

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/341976.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/341976.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
x3qt0r wrote: help me out with one thing..I didnt get what sheldon said in the griffins episode.. when raj is talking to his assistant on his fone...sheldon says something which ends with "social applications"..i couldnt get the complete statement due to the annoying laugh track...do tell me what he said...And guys working on the show.. PLZ STOP THE ANNOYING LAUGH TRACKSSSSS!!!
not sure if you've had this answered yet...sheldon: "Have we, at this point, met our social obligations?"leonard: "Not yet..."this episode totally cracked me up....sheldon's smile...

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/346189.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/346189.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! sheldon in mandarin: "Aiya! Xia si wo la!" translation: "Yipes! Scared me to death!"This was in the Tangerine Factor episode where Sheldon was learning mandarin and Penny startled him.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/346236.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/346236.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! From the first season, when Penny says that he and Leonard are just having a "little misunderstanding"Sheldon replies:"The Pope and Galileo had a little misunderstanding"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/352223.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/352223.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I was on my way to class today and I remembered this...I couldn't stop laughing in the bus... First Season - The Bat Jar Conjecture: "Would you ask Picasso to play pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play go fish?" jaja Sheldon's the best!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/357229.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/357229.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Great quotes, all. Thanks. Does anyone remember the kitty song that Sheldon sang in the episode when he was sick and made Penny sing it too. This is what I can piece together:"__________, kitty, ___________ kitty,Little ball of fur.Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,Purr, purr, purr."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/361332.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/361332.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! When Sheldon left a message on Penny's computer"Greetings Hamburger Toucher"great quote!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/362315.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/362315.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.HAHA. Sheldon's imaginary colleagues.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/376879.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/376879.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me! ...It was a drizzly Tuesday."I laughed so hard I almost puked. Then I made it my personal message on MSN. It was awesome.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/380505.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/380505.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I don't watch much TV, and reality shows make my skin crawl, but I cannot get enough of this smart, funny show! p.s. nerds are hot!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385663.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385663.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! This is a great show...here is one of Shleldon's quotes from last nights episode...........We seem to be on an excrement river in a Native American watercraft without a propulsion device.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385714.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385714.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! What about the exact quote from this line....anyone catch all of it? Defcon 5 arguement. "Well we don't have to hurry... it means no danger", and how the it resulted in the debate between the quality and craftsmanship of Star Treks 1 and 5. Sheldon and Raj going back and forth on what ST was the best.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385725.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385725.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I had to watch last night's The Lizard-Spock Expansion--episode again this classic line from Sheldon!! "I can't watch the Clone Wars TV show before seeing the Clone Wars movie. I want George Lucas to disappoint me in the order he intended."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385797.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/385797.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics, played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. (sheldon whilst in the classroom to new students)

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/388333.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/388333.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! The whole piece about Schrodinger's cat was great. Not to mention the spherical chickens in a vacuum. I wonder how many people actually understood the humor in that.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/389452.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/389452.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Sheldon is a continuous source of hilarious quotes. I've not found this one in the previous replies:Sh - "Ok, Look. I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relation with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of any black hole there's a little man with a flash light searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out."Leonard - "You're right, I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out"Sh -"No, No. That was not my point. My point was don't buy a cat".....I heard the spherical chickens phrase with spherical cows.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/392184.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/392184.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Leonard: "You're asking him to choose between sex and Halo."Sheldon: "No I'm asking him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems."Awesome!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/395451.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/395451.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I love Sheldon, not only his quotes, but it crackes me up when he laughs, or he was looking for his seat at Penny's apartment...But one of my favorites was from Season 1: "what kind of computer you have? and please don't say a white one..."I just can't get enough of him...He reminds me of my boyfriend... who I adore and he's sexy but he's a lot like Sheldon...

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/402719.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/402719.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
maylara24 wrote: Great quotes, all. Thanks. Does anyone remember the kitty song that Sheldon sang in the episode when he was sick and made Penny sing it too. This is what I can piece together:"__________, kitty, ___________ kitty,Little ball of fur.Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,Purr, purr, purr."
I wasn't sure if this had been answered, I just watched the episode, and as far as I could tell it goes like this,, "soft kitty, warm kitty,little ball of fur.happy kitty, sleepy kittypurr purr purr" Gotta love sheldon

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/410859.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/410859.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner""scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has been...rock crushes scissors"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/417730.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/417730.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! LOL - I rolled when Sheldon said that, and Raj's answered "Got it" Hahahahahaha!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/422196.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/422196.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Here's a quote I loved from The Luminous Fish Effect episode:Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?Leonard: What?Sheldon: Nothing.LOL! Even when he's not being wordy, he's so funny!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/422215.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/422215.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! because tonight it's halo night! It's like talking to a wall!haha .. we love sheldon and the rest of the gang here in latinamerica

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/441209.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/441209.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! [b] - OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII,SOU APAIXONADA POR VOCÊ! SOU CARIOCA, MORO NO RIO DE JANEIRO, BRASIL!QUANDO VIER AQUI AO RIO, NÃO SE ESQUECE DE MIM,..QUERO MUITOOOOOOOOO CONHECE-LO! MSN: ZULLU22@HOTMAIL.COMBEIJUX

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/467375.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/467375.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! This week's episode had so many great quotes! I'll just do one though:Sheldon: It's Wii bowling night; nothing's more important than that!Oh, I just about died when he flipped over the napkin and it was signed by Leonard Nimoy! OMG!! I knew Sheldon would be giving her all the gift baskets then!! Then Penney said - "Leonard, Sheldon's hugging me!" in a high voice of astonishment, and perhaps a touch of fear or awe?

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/467448.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/467448.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! When Sheldon is in the bath and body store, clutching a pink bath puff:"I don't see anything in here that a woman would want."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/470222.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/470222.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! LOL! That was too funny! And then he asked the store clerk, and I cringed at how she might respond, but she was just totally puzzled, and the guys said "See? That sounds like you and Penny". LOL!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/471424.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/471424.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII,SOU APAIXONADA POR VOCÊ! SOU CARIOCA, MORO NO RIO DE JANEIRO, BRASIL!QUANDO VIER AQUI AO RIO, NÃO SE ESQUECE DE MIM,..QUERO MUITOOOOOOOOO CONHECE-LO! MSN: ZULLU22@HOTMAIL.COMBEIJUX

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/478836.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/478836.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! There's 2 I love!1: His sister says : "I gwess that's why they call you a genius" and he's like : " No! They call me a genius because I'm a genius"2: That Halo night episode: " One on one? We don't play one on one! We play teams not one on one! One on one..." )

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/482279.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/482279.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! My fav by far is "I am Batman!" My kids actually have both changed their signatures on their cell phones to this and they say it ALL the time now! Sheldon....you make my day!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/482838.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/482838.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! “It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.”“Explain to me an organizational system, where a tray of flat ware on a couch is valid. And I’m just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.”“If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.”

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/483820.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/483820.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Does anyone remember the evil doctorate quote?

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/498979.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/498979.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/504901.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/504901.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Haha - Sheldon just said one of my fav lines from "The Griffin Equivalency"And I'm not crazy; my mom had me tested. - LOL!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505332.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505332.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Pretty much everything he said in season 2, episode 1 ("The Bad Fish Paradigm"), especially these:"Mom smokes in the car... Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.""I'm Batman! Shhhhh!" "Sheldon, how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?""They're clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing."Aaand... even though he didn't say anything, his frightening smile from "The Griffin Equivalency" should count.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505811.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505811.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! LOL! Yes, it should!! hahaha Welcome to TBBT mb ICanBeBatman! (Can I call you ICan for short?)

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505857.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/505857.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
xzonia wrote: LOL! Yes, it should!! hahaha Welcome to TBBT mb ICanBeBatman! (Can I call you ICan for short?)
certainly! oh, i forgot another one! when sheldon's in the theater and he starts going "ha. ha. ha. ha. hooo. hooo. gnna! gnna!" looking for the acoustic sweet spot

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/508178.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/508178.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Oh, that was brilliant ICan! And he wasn't even wanted there in the first place - LOL!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/508254.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/508254.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! S01E15 - The porkchop indeterminancySheldon: It's notehworthy... at other points in history, heavyer women were the standard of beauty because their girth suggested affluence.Leonard: That's fascinating, but...Sheldon: I never said it was fascinating, i said it was noteworthy.I laughed at that because it was such blatant rudeness right out of nowhere The big bang theory has the best dialogue ever.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/512302.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/512302.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
OA_Chimera wrote: The whole piece about Schrodinger's cat was great. Not to mention the spherical chickens in a vacuum. I wonder how many people actually understood the humor in that.
Oh come on)) all that thing with Schrodinger's cat is pretty well known) it is what I especially like in TBBT - half of jokes are scientific enough not to be banality, but simple enough to be understood by someone who once went to school. If they tried making jokes about neutrino spin - that would be very awkwardand it was just hilarious when Penny was talking about it with some of her dates)))))) and Leonard and Leslie heard it

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/513521.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/513521.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! This is from the episode when Raj found a new planet and he was going to People Magazine's photo shoot."I forget people have limitations. It's sad."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/519281.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/519281.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! My favorite Sheldon quote is from the episode where Penny is a stand-in in Rent and has a singing part..."If cats could sing they would hate it too..."It was so out of the blue that I found it completely hilarious. I laughed until I hurt.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/519853.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/519853.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! not a quote...but the way he says "kripki"....like..kreepkeee e ... very fast.. :p

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/524954.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/524954.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Oh Mario. If only I could control everyone like I control you. Hop you little plumber! HOP HOP

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/526050.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/526050.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
lepoop wrote: Oh Mario. If only I could control everyone like I control you. Hop you little plumber! HOP HOP
LOL

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/530837.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/530837.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "While Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naivete, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted, and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me." Love this quote!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/570321.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/570321.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/573801.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/573801.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
x3qt0r wrote: his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)
That was excellent, I can't get it out of my head!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/573849.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/573849.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "No I'm not giving up. I never give up. I'm... transcending the situation."

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x3qt0r wrote: his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)
What was the poem?

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Selek1 wrote: What was the poem?
It was like a little song....... There once was a brave lad named LeonardWith a fi-fi fiddle dee-deeHe faced a fearsome giantWhile Raj just wanted to pee

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/584897.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/584897.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Shortly after "Today we tried masturbating for money", Sheldon unleashed "Leonard can't process corn"! Talk about your friend coming from nowhere to throw you under the bus! LOL

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/602939.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/602939.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Clearly febrile delirium is setting in. PLease bring me some soup while i still understand what a spoon is for."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/607115.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/607115.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Sheldon ask to Penny after she says that four years is as long as high school... "It took you four years to get thru high school?"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/610857.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/610857.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Okay, I'm a bit obsessed with Sheldon, so I've decided to limit each post to one episode. These are not all of my favorite lines from each episode, but reflects the limit I'm willing to share with those who do not yet think of me as the BBT freak others have come to refer to me as (thanks, J):So, from The Big Bran Hypothesis :Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.We're locked out (they can't keep the door open during a conversation that some of us couldn't even participate in - too funny!)Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bi%&#.Excuse me; explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. And I'm just inferring that this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/633637.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/633637.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! The Dumpling Paradox If we're all through playing Mock the Flawed Technology, can we get on with Halo night? We were supposed to start at 8:00; it is now 8:06.And I cannot believe people pay for Horoscopes, but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing Halo.Well, first, we do not have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.If you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night. I'll know. Yes, but you didn't portray her as completely irrational.Okay, assuming we could dance, which we can't, there are three of us and two of them. (so?) It's the Chinese restaurant all over again. And I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play compared with three men each attempting to dance with 67% of a woman. No , I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3 . As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/633865.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/633865.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! i would have to say one of my favorite quotes sheldon says is..."Oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch" haha i was able to use it when my boyfriend tried to keep the hood of his car open and everytime he walked away it would close HAHA!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/648908.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/648908.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! These theaters have to be eliminated.

Why? They're state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound.

Yes, but they have no Icee machines, despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add.

- Financial Permeability, 2.14
]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/657551.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/657551.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "I'm sorry. You violated the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/663523.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/663523.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!

~"Was Alexander Flemming also a hairdresser? 'Thank you for discovering penicillin, now how about we try a bouffant?'"

~When he said "'sup?!" to Penny. Still makes me laugh

~Of course "mom smokes in the car..." and "I believe the correct metaphor here is a river of excrement..."

~"I cannot believe you thought my favorite amino acid was glutamate." (and Howard's "He had Lysine but changed it."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/664937.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/664937.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I don't recall the episode name, but it was the discussion about which Clone War series episode to watch.

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/672609.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/672609.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! (the three of us voted for plane and sheldon voted for train so... where taking the train) "oh dont say it like that lenoard say it like where taking the train! and the way he acts all gidy while he says it

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/681498.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/681498.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I am new to posting here, but have loved the show for a while now. It's hard to choose a favorite Sheldon quote! I loved the one where he compared Leonard's chances with Penny to the Hubble telescope finding that, at the center of a black hole is a little man with a flashlight looking for a circuit breaker. Sometimes he doesn't even have to say anything-his facial expressions are hilarious!

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I must admit, it’s hard to just pick one out of so many countless quotes (a lot of awesome ones have already been mentioned), I think I love them all really, but I’m gonna go for an old classic (or as old as it gets anyway). From the first ep, still one of my most fav, albeit small, quotes of Sheldon…

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-Leornard: (about Penny) “Our babies will be smart and beautiful”

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-Sheldon: “Not to mention imaginary”

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/720580.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/720580.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! My absolute favorite, from season one: Sheldon: "Oh, yea? Well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you are an inorganic adhesive. Whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me and returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you!"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/725831.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/725831.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Good one Sagan23! That one is epic. X3

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/726957.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/726957.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Iadore all you fans for posting these quotes.

I haven't been able to get Sheldon's soft kitty song out of my head!

just got the first season on dvd and have been spamming bbt qutoes on my twitter page

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/730408.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/730408.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I love Sheldon's quotes, but Iam trying to find the one he used about choices. It was something like...All we have to do is abosorb oxygen, take in nutrients, **** waste, everything else is optional

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/761034.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/761034.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Leonard : Sheldon, we have to do this.


Sheldon : No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/761742.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/761742.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! The song goes, "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur / Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr." It actually makes quite a nice lullaby.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/764378.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/764378.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Ah gravity, thou art a heartless ****!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/765685.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/765685.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! here is the problem with teleportation...

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/775995.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/775995.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! “No-no-no-no-no, don’t wake her… she’ll maul you like a rabid Wolverine!”

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/800566.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/800566.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! S2E15 -"Well, your clearly misremembering. Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful and I'm betting that she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat your brussel sprouts!"

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tbbtfan08 wrote:

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."


This one is one of my favorite ones!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/862883.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/862883.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! didn't ya just love the comparison of Sheldon to C3PO and then how Sheldon responded by quickly looking left/right?!!

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meadows_lucy wrote:

didn't ya just love the comparison of Sheldon to C3PO and then how Sheldon responded by quickly looking left/right?!!


That moment was excellent!!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/878592.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/878592.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless **** that was what Sheldon said once... I loved thad! ;p

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/882131.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/882131.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! “You actually had it right in the first place. Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!”

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lcesquivel wrote:

From the 1ers season, I like " don´t be ridiculous... I have no peers !... or " someone touched my boad... oh God... my board! "... in fact... i do have those expression in my MSN comment!


We have a bowl. Keys go in the bowl. My keys are in the bowl.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/937266.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/937266.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Oh what fresh hell is this now?"

"It was pleasant to see you Missy, with the exception of the thing with my testicles. Please tell mother I weigh 160 pounds and I am having regular bowel movements."

"My tools are right up here (pointing to his brain).

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/937283.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/937283.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Not sure if this one has been mentioned but I love in 1x02:

Leonard: Do you have any ideas? [for lifting the heavy box of furniture]

Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

lol.

I also loved in the pilot when they go to get the TV back from Penny's ex-bf:

Leonard: I'll do the talking.

Sheldon: Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle .

lmao

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b5raven wrote:

I don't recall the episode name, but it was the discussion about which Clone War series episode to watch.

"I want to be disappointed in the order in which George Lucas intended."


Actual LOLon that one! The whole episode had me in tears, but that set the tone. Iactually tried to lie to my husband (who wasn't able to make it home in time 2 weeks in a row) and tell him he didn't miss anything - but that week I couldn't do it. He had to hear how good it was/

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1012312.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1012312.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! well then why the h3ll is a space toilet where my coffee table is suposed to be

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1017853.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1017853.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Sooo many

Leonard:If he were any bigger he'd have moons orbiting him.

Sheldon:Oooh snap


Uhm also

"Ive also come to believe that your mother is fat, unless she has a gland condition in which case I take it back" *Sits down*" There are boundries"

" Thats why its guarded by snakes"

"Its called Carpal tunnel and quite frankly you deserve it"

I also loves the bits where he goes on abotu desending into anarchy.

Basically 90%of what he says tbh

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A couple of ones i like...

Sheldon: Oh you're so...so...so...Lesley: Thats great but i got to get going, if you think of an adjective text me. (She exits)(Pause)Sheldon: Inconsiderate! That is the adjective! Inconsiderate! (pulling out his phone)

Ok its settled, Penny will go back to her apartment, Christy will move in with Howard and i'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

Penny: (sarcastically) I hope i work at the cheesecake factory my whole life.Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Noooo. Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Penny: Yes! Sheldon: Was that sarcasm? Leonard: Stop it!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1138600.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1138600.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!.....Is there any Coffee left?....ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!"Is the best line EVER!!! well, besides, "I'm batmaaaaannn!"Go Sheldon! X3

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1217139.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1217139.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I have so many favorite Sheldon quotes, but this one is the best for me.

Leonard's mother just arrived back at the table and said the middle stall was occupied she'll have to try again and Sheldon says, "Totally understandable, with bladder voiding as in real estate - it's location, location, location"

I also LOVE it when he's telling Penny that her couch is too small "There once was a tall man from Cornwall who's length exceeded his bed. My body fits on it but barely upon it, there's no room for my big Cornish head".

And, we can't forget "you're sitting in my spot".

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1235036.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1235036.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! My favourite one - "Oh! gravity. Thou ara a heartless bi*@$". LMAO

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1239145.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1239145.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Don't remember if this was posted but I loved it:

Someone asked Sheldon how they (he and Leonard?) became friends. His answer: "I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring? Proximity and valence electrons."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1264919.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1264919.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "You know how I know we're not in the Matrix?"

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1294132.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1294132.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Ah gravity, thou art a heartless ****. S1-E2Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you. S1-E13What computer do you have? And please don't say "a white one." S1-E16Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen! S1-E17These are my four favourites... I know they're all from season one but I LOVE the first season I just watched the whole thing today on DVD

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1310095.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1310095.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! everybody knows!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1320503.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1320503.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! penny:what do you guys do for fun?sheldon:well today we'ergoing to jack off for money!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1417339.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1417339.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! Rock, Paper, Sissors, Lizard, Spock.... hahaha love it...

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1680024.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1680024.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! obviously your not well suited for 3 Dementional chess perhaps 3 dementional Candy Land would be more your speed .................... it must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.... hahahahaha

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1680066.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1680066.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! colon and capital D !!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1700383.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1700383.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! My favourite Sheldon from the new episode from has to be "I'm going to stay in Texas and teach evolution to creationists!" it had me colon D'ing.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1709318.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1709318.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! BAZINGA!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1738204.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1738204.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes!
ilovethetoad wrote:

We have a bowl. Keys go in the bowl. My keys are in the bowl.

I had to get myself a nice bowl for my keys after seeing this one.

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1756262.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1756262.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!

"Oh, sorry, sometimes I forget other people have limitations. Its so sad..."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1775357.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1775357.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! I haven't read the whole thread, so forgive me if I'm repeating. My fav:

Leonard : What was that? (in response to Penny's singing)

Sheldon : I don't know, but if cat's could sing...they'd hate it too.

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x3qt0r wrote:

his poem at the end of episode 14 (season 2)


...while Raj just wanted to pee... LOVEit!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1776260.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1776260.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! It is really difficult to find a favourite quote for Sheldon, he has so many great ones. I particullarly like "I'm not insane! my mother has me tested!" and these ones "I'm Batman" (of course, a classic now ^^) and "Mum smokes in the car. Jesus is OK but we can't tell Dad". The one with George Lucas ("I want him to disappoint me in the order he intended") is pretty funny too. And finally, it's not really a quote but I was laughing so much when I heard the story of poor little shelly trapped in a tree by a CHICKEN!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1776319.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1776319.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "There once was a brave lad named Leonard. Fi fi fiddle de de. He faced a fearsome giant. While Raj just wanted to pee."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1779146.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1779146.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! This quote was from the more recent episode with the cricket.

Wolowitz: Don't push me, Sheldon. I may be small, but I took Kung Fu when I was 13 &Iremember a good deal of it.

Sheldon: Oh, really? Well I grew up with an older brother and a very contensuous (sp) twin sister and I believe I could easily best you in any physical confrontation. Be it noogies, swirlies or the classic "why are you hitting yourself."

Raj: Big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

LOVEIT!!

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1780710.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1780710.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! sorry if repeating, but mine favourite is definitely

Leonard: It must be hell inside your head. Sheldon: At times...

LOL

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1785795.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1785795.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes!

penny :what can i do if Alicia stay with them(leonard,howard and raj)all the time?

sheldon :when a queen bee gets old, antoher one tries to take the throne, the older queen shall move to anther hive or engage the younger in a battel to death

penny :are you suggesting i move to another building or kill her?

sheldon :what are you talking about?i just saw this in discovery channel!

not a quote but its quite funny

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1785929.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1785929.page GMT Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions... and see if there's a blunder I overlooked."

]]> http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1787144.page http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/preList/18932/1787144.page GMT Re:Favorite Sheldon Quotes! "Danger, Danger"OMG!! I Love Sheldon , "your check the engine light is on" LMAO.. "what if a simulated van rear ends me? " lol .... oh so many good quotes.

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