nitternat wrote: Hmmmmm sooo difficult to choose.My personal stand out fav. is:BURN, BABY, BURN (after parking a car on the beach, taking off sunglasses, walking away from the car, not running!!!! replcing sunglasses back on face and stating "burn, baby, burn" What an absolute classic!!!!EPI??????Anothe r fav. is the epi in season 6 striaght ofter the end of the strike. He doesn't say anything, but doesn't need to. The bride gets shot (all hiphugger fans will rmemeber that Calleigh puts on the vale latter in the epi) H looks at her body and walks back don the isle in super slow mo. placing glasses on face and showing the world his badge!!!The return of The SuperHero H!! Another classic.God I love this show!......................... ....Great thread!

you readmy mind. both of them are exactly my favourite. even though the one from " You may now kill the bride" was great.H-sunglasses aka H-shadesBOOK HIM- HORATIO CAINE Long live Horatio Caine

CSITamara wrote: Hey H-COOL don't worry it's still me here. Well I tried toi be more how should I say urbanity. Conclusipon:I don't like it!I'm getting back to cold bloodness.H as best charachter!DC isn't so bad actor,he's great actor!

Hey CSITamara... I know where you are coming from and how you love CSI:Miami and DC/H. Don't fret it! I try to be Civil in posting too! I usually only get "cold-blooded" when a poster starts using foul language or starts calling our poster friends bad names. People like the poster before you have all the right to post their dislike for the show or DC/H, but I hate an attitude that some how they have the market on what is good or bad entertainment. I was just posting and expressing my feelings too about my love for CSI:Miami and DC/H and I know what is entertaining too! I think it is funny that they mentioned the MSN list. One, I take that website with a "grain of salt" (not seriously or as a dependable source) and the person that put that list together is a freelance writer from the west coast who never explained who the "we" was that developed it and just posted it in a blog. I could provide numerous sites and blogs that show the opposite feelings of people whom love DC and the Horatio Caine character and believe CSI:Miami is very entertaining. You know... there is a particular actor that I don't like on the CSI Vegas show and the main reason why I don't watch it, but I would never post that on their board. I know that actor has fans and I respect those fans and their desire for what they think is entertaining. H-COOL

h-sunglasses wrote: DC is a great actor i agree. what was your favourite movie that he was in. my would probably be "Body Count" or "Session 9" they were great movies. H-SHADES

Hey H-shades and H-pal: Are those the horror movies DC made? Horror movies scare me! Yes... I know that is the point, but I just have never liked to watch scary movies. They are just too disturbing and sort of bother me. Yeah... H-COOL can be a "whoose" sometimes and not always stay cool! ! I have seen and own the following DC movie DVDs: "Kiss of Death", "Jade", and "Black Point". Although, I won't say any of these are A+ movies, the more I watch them the more I enjoy DC's acting ability and skill to entertain me. Have you seen any of these? "Kiss of Death" is great because it was done not to soon after DC left NYPD Blue. You can see that "DC energy and drive" that he gave in playing the character, Detective John Kelly. But warning....lots of bad language in this one (rated R). It's also fun seeing such a pumped up, young Nicolas Cage. "Jade" I am not all that crazy about. It is sad, because it has some well known actors in it, but whoever wrote the script did the actors an injustice. It is like they got caught up in the kinky story-line and never got past that to make a great suspenseful and crime-solving type movie. The ending was totally predictable. The actor that played Dective John Hagen in CSI:Miami is in this one. He was really cute back then. Also, another movie I do not recommend for the young (rated R). Heck, I would be embarrased to watch this one with even some of my family members in the room. "Black Point" is just a totally enjoyable movie. Seems like a "made for TV" type movie. I believe it was made by Univeral Studios-Canada. It too has some bad language, but all DC in this one and it was made like the year before he started on CSI:Miami. Oh... I also have the original Rambo with DC. I usually watch it until DC gets taken down by Rambo and unfortunately that is about 30 minutes into the movie. You know... Rambo better watch it if he ever comes across H-COOL. He should not have hurt my young DC deputy that way. DC was the only deputy that suggested they back off from the "nutsy" Rambo. Anway, I might be tempted to use my "black-belt karate" skills on Rambo someday.On TV DVDs besides spending all my savings on CSI:Miami DVDs, Shadownglass told me about the Crime Story television series and I bought those, but unfortunately DC is only in the Pilot. I never knew about DC and NYPD Blue when it originally aired, but after becoming a DC/H and CSI:MI fan, I went out and bought NYPD Blue Season 1 DVDs. I love DC as Detective John Kelly. But... another warning.... this is not television for the young. But...boy... do us gals love to see DC in this one! he heH-COOL

HDC53 wrote: I really liked the one-liner from the last episode, "Cheating Death". When the young newly weds from Kansas were upset to learn that the next room's commotion was a murder, Horatio says "Well, they aren't in Kansas anymore." Catchy!

h-sunglasses wrote: hi guysjust wondering what your favourite Horatio Caine one liners are. i have so many i can't just narrow them down to one. anyway you must also include the episode aswell as the one linerH-sunglasses aka H-shadesBOOK HIM- HORATIO CAINE Long live Horatio Caine

shadownglass wrote: Horatio standing like the lone defense between fiendish, warped and evil phantoms in the night, and humanity loving decent, good hearted people. Right hand at home on his 9 mil, left proudly on his ever present badge, adorning shades never looking better: " Mr. Wolf, at the end of the day, if we don't all hang together, we'll all die alone." ShadownglasS aka TherengonE, Johnny O, ShamrocK, FanofH, IMHO

CSITamara wrote: "It's not important what people say about us. It's only important what we know inside about ourselves."-- Horatio Caine to Raymond Caine, Jr. (Grave Young Men)"Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?" "I don't look good in all black." "I beg to differ."-- Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Kill Zone)I took it from same site.I remember this one through fog(DuDe's don't kill me!)

h-cool wrote: "Just One Kiss" #1.03Drake Hamilton: "You said... Our entire genetic makeup is in one cell. How do we escape that?"H: "Your family? You stop procreating."H-COOL

CSITamara wrote: H-COOL 1.03 was Wet Foot/Dry FootDid you mixed something?I know that episode for sure And i must find time to watch season 1!!!!!!

Hey CSI-T: Many website episode guides will list "Wet Foot/Dry Foot" as episode 1x03 and "Just One Kiss" as 1x04 but the CBS/Paramount Studio DVDs list "Wet Foot/Dry Foot" as episode #102 and "Just One Kiss" as #103. Actually, the DVDs have "Losing Face" as episode #104 and we all know that it was actually shown right after Episode 101 "Golden Parachute".I think the difference is that many website guides are listing the episodes by "Air Date" and the CBS/Paramount Studio DVDs list the episodes by "Production Date". Anyway, before I ever found an episode guide on the Internet, I created my own episode guide based on my DVDs. So, I just have been in a habit of always listing the episodes based on how the CBS/Paramount Studio DVDs # them. I guess, I need to differentiate my # by DVD VS website guides. What's weird is that on the Season 4 DVDs "Open Water" is listed as 423 and "Shock" is listed as 422. And, we all know H and Marisol got married in "Shock", where we know H just stated that their relationship did include marriage in "Open Water". I guess due to production schedule or availibility of shooting locations, they taped the marriage episode first and then taped the cruise ship episode next. H-COOL

debisoup wrote: Season 2 Money For NothinH is aiming at a suspect telling him"Don't do it' then the suspect tries to reach for his gun and H shoots him and says "They never listen"

h-cool wrote: "They never listen" from "Money for Nothing" #217 was an "adlib" by DC. The line was not in the script. DC just added it in. H-COOL [/color]

omj623 wrote: My favorite one- liner is when he came into the courthouse during the Mala-Noche trail when Antonio Riaz escaped, and the guy pointed the gun at him and said Lt Caine you're already dead, and Caine shot him in the head and said "join the club" that was classic, but the are a lot of good ones. He had alot of good ones dealing with the Mala-Noche.

h-sunglasses wrote: i like Drive By miami style and that join the club one. H is always quick with the gun.H-SHADES

jacqui61 wrote: Not only quick but pretty damn accurate too

shadownglass wrote: 10-Large famous Rap Guy, takes a 45 round in the back, shoulder wound.

enhinti wrote: Oh yeah. Haha! Yikes! I hope Tripp's ex wife doesn't turn up dead!

omj623 wrote: You can go to youtube and get a 7 minute version of Horatio's one-liners

omj623 wrote: I know 7 minutes is short because he had alot of one-liners, but some of the better ones are on there

nitternat wrote: Hmmmmm sooo difficult to choose.My personal stand out fav. is:BURN, BABY, BURN (after parking a car on the beach, taking off sunglasses, walking away from the car, not running!!!! replcing sunglasses back on face and stating "burn, baby, burn" What an absolute classic!!!!EPI??????Anothe r fav. is the epi in season 6 striaght ofter the end of the strike. He doesn't say anything, but doesn't need to. The bride gets shot (all hiphugger fans will rmemeber that Calleigh puts on the vale latter in the epi) H looks at her body and walks back don the isle in super slow mo. placing glasses on face and showing the world his badge!!!The return of The SuperHero H!! Another classic.God I love this show!......................... ....Great thread!

enhinti wrote: Some one's probably mentioned this before "Throwing Heat" When the bomb squad deactivates the land mine that Tripp is standing on. Tripp: Well that was on h*ll of a morning. H: And it's only nine o'clock.

Remember when you'rw in Miami: WE NEVER CLOSE!

leecsi82 wrote: 1 of my favz is in the epi triple threat. When the guy gets shot falls over the balcony onto the ice sculpture and Alex says something like Thats cold then H comes out with ITS AS COLD AS ICE...............Classic H

Jessica-10 wrote: My all-time favorite is, "If I find out that anything has happened to my son, I will return to this room and you will leave it in a bag." It's from season six.

hahaha i didn'tremember that..only H to say something like this

mwestmount wrote: From "Throwing Heat"The bomb squad has successfully contained the land mine burried on the beach that Frank accidentally stepped on. Sweating, Frank removes his foot carefully from the now defunct mine and says "Well, that's a hell of a way to start the day" and H answers "And it's only eight o'clock".Pee your pants funny, man I could watch that scene over and over again. In fact I sometimes do.

cle0919 wrote:

leecsi82 wrote: 1 of my favz is in the epi triple threat. When the guy gets shot falls over the balcony onto the ice sculpture and Alex says something like Thats cold then H comes out with ITS AS COLD AS ICE...............Classic H

Hi and welcome to the board leecsi82!! That is so classic H. Good one liner!

mwestmount wrote: From "Throwing Heat"The bomb squad has successfully contained the land mine burried on the beach that Frank accidentally stepped on. Sweating, Frank removes his foot carefully from the now defunct mine and says "Well, that's a hell of a way to start the day" and H answers "And it's only eight o'clock".

zeela9119 wrote: "Drive by Miami style""Or maybe he got taken for a ride""here we go again""Frank you better move quickly because right now I am your only suspect"there are to many to pick from!!! i love H ^.^

belle2006 wrote: [i][color=blue][/color - I'm not sure what episode it is,but Horatio is talking to Clavo Cruz,and he tell's Clavo "We never close." I just love the way he says it! He is very soft-spoken, but he does have a way of getting his point across.

I think that Horatio and Calleigh always say the best lines so cool

yeah, calleigh has more humorous line.H-SHADES

belle2006 wrote: I think I have found a new one liner that I like. It's from last nights episode. Ryan and Horatio are arresting a suspect and he say "Hey man! You're breaking my arm!" Horatio then responds "You've got another one." I loved it!

h-sunglasses wrote: there are alot of one liners. this thread has turned into H's one liner dictionary.

mwestmount wrote: Thanks, that was an incredible trip down memory lane. You are obviously a BIG Speed fan. It's funny, how in reading your post the scenes just popped right into my head. All great moments. I love Eric and Speed together. What a great screen relationship they had!

gidzmo wrote:

zeela9119 wrote: "Drive by Miami style""Or maybe he got taken for a ride""here we go again""Frank you better move quickly because right now I am your only suspect"there are to many to pick from!!! i love H ^.^

First one's from "Pro Per" (first post-Speedle episode). Second one's from "Cop Killer," IIRC.Fourth one's from "Under Suspicion" (Walter Resden shows up and tries to frame Horatio).Forgot where #3 comes from.

csikru wrote: I love all his one liners but my fav is when is back in Rio and kills like 8 guys with out moving. and looks at the last guy and says "Justice Miami style" then kills the last guy. srry I forget what epi that was from.

h-cool wrote: On the lighter side...Here is some good, one on one-liners between H and Tripp in "Evidence of Things Unseen" #1.16 (the first episode that Tripp appeared in):H: "The husband is dead... the wife is dead..."Tripp: "The Russian's dead."H: "Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler." H-COOL

jjd022980 wrote:

csikru wrote: I love all his one liners but my fav is when is back in Rio and kills like 8 guys with out moving. and looks at the last guy and says "Justice Miami style" then kills the last guy. srry I forget what epi that was from.

It's from "All In" and the rest of the line is "Mala Notica Justice, Meet Miami Justice" and then H blows him away!! I love the evil H!!

jacqui61 wrote:

jjd022980 wrote: [quote - csikru]I love all his one liners but my fav is when is back in Rio and kills like 8 guys with out moving. and looks at the last guy and says "Justice Miami style" then kills the last guy. srry I forget what epi that was from.

It's from "All In" and the rest of the line is "Mala Notica Justice, Meet Miami Justice" and then H blows him away!! I love the evil H!!

jjd022980 wrote:

csikru wrote: I love all his one liners but my fav is when is back in Rio and kills like 8 guys with out moving. and looks at the last guy and says "Justice Miami style" then kills the last guy. srry I forget what epi that was from.

It's from "All In" and the rest of the line is "Mala Notica Justice, Meet Miami Justice" and then H blows him away!! I love the evil H!!

gidzmo wrote:

jjd022980 wrote:

c - ikru wrote: I love all his one liners but my fav is when is back in Rio and kills like 8 guys with out moving. and looks at the last guy and says "Justice Miami style" then kills the last guy. srry I forget what epi that was from.

It's from "All In" and the rest of the line is "Mala Notica Justice, Meet Miami Justice" and then H blows him away!! I love the evil H!!

And if you thought THAT was epic, check out the scene where the guys rescue Calleigh! You'd have to see the video clip, because it's THAT intense (I think that, from looking at Eric, that he would have shot the bad guy just for kidnapping Calleigh)!And both Horatio and Calleigh have something to say at the end,....Horatio: [to man threatening Calleigh] You won't get the chance. You know, if I were you, I'd fold. Isn't that right, Calleigh? [A scuffle starts, Calleigh breaks free, grabs the suspect's gun and points it at him as the officers grab him] Calleigh: [angry] You messed with the wrong people!

alex4520 wrote: I think that Caleigh is pretty hot too.

You go Alex.

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]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/625217.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/625217.page GMT I LOVE HORATIO SO ANYTHING HE SAYS OR DOES IS TOTALLY MAGICAL SPECIALLY WHEN HE SLOWLY SLIDES HIS DARK SUNGLASSES ON.WITTY OH YEA,LOVE IT,GOT TO.I LIKE ALL THE CAST THEY WERE CHOSEN PERFECTLY SOMEONE KNEW TALENT CAUSE THIS SHOW HAS THE BEST.PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT OFF THE AIR.LOVE YOU DAVID.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.JONI

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joni48 wrote: I LOVE HORATIO SO ANYTHING HE SAYS OR DOES IS TOTALLY MAGICAL SPECIALLY WHEN HE SLOWLY SLIDES HIS DARK SUNGLASSES ON.WITTY OH YEA,LOVE IT,GOT TO.I LIKE ALL THE CAST THEY WERE CHOSEN PERFECTLY SOMEONE KNEW TALENT CAUSE THIS SHOW HAS THE BEST.PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT OFF THE AIR.LOVE YOU DAVID.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.JONI

Hi joni48, and welcome to the board. It's great that so many more miami fans are coming over here. I hope you enjoy being part of the miami family. CBS would not dare to take away miami, due to the money and publicity it generates for them. I sincerely hope it will be around for a long time yet.

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=JdUN-ni2LoA&feature=related BURN BABY BURN

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/659800.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/659800.page GMT i also love that scene in 'All in' when Horatio says: "Male Noche Justice, Meet Miami Justice."and shoots the guy trying to get to the knife. I just loved that! and the scene where they save Calleigh.... Eric looks like he's going to kill the guy right there... kinda wish he had. but when horatio gets behind the guy holding a gun to calleigh's head and says: " You're not going to get the chance." (cocks his gun) Then says: "Now, if I were you... I'd fold. Don't you agree, Calleigh?" and calleigh knocks the guy down and gets his gun and points it at him and says: "You messed with the wrong people!" THAT IS JUST AN AWESOME SCENE!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/665906.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/665906.page GMT I have the you tube one and i love the endless one liners!! Yeah and DAvid just keeps getting better and better!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/665956.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/665956.page GMT I love the Ambush and All in one liners. I get to see Horatio being a bad a==! I love it! He is so in his element when he is dark, brooding and threatening villains...and not to mention just so darn hot and sexy!!

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jjd022980 wrote:

I have the you tube one and i love the endless one liners!! Yeah and DAvid just keeps getting better and better!!

I do too! I love David! He is on a level all his own.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678051.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678051.page GMT Does anyone remember H's line to that PI Rossi in "Down to the Wire?"

"Your deal is meaningless." Something like that. It was so good!

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enhinti wrote:

Does anyone remember H's line to that PI Rossi in "Down to the Wire?"

"Your deal is meaningless." Something like that. It was so good!

OOOHH! I remember that! That was a very good one liner, even though I don't remember the exact quote either !!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678108.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678108.page GMT Haha! Yes. And the way he said it too!

And also the one from "Cheating Death"

Madam: (takes off ring and sets it on table) Are we good?

H: Now we are. (nods to officer to take her away)

Haha!

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enhinti wrote:

Haha! Yes. And the way he said it too!

And also the one from "Cheating Death"

Madam: (takes off ring and sets it on table) Are we good?

H: Now we are. (nods to officer to take her away)

Haha!

Okay that made me laugh out loud!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678187.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678187.page GMT Idon't know what episode this is from--it has to be from season 1,2, or 3, because John Hagen does himself in at the end of #3,....

[ Noticing a big black car in front of a witness' house ] Horatio Caine : Mm-hmm. Towncar, tinted windows, take a guess. Detective John Hagen : Fan-belt inspectors? Horatio Caine : Nope. U.S. Marshals witness-protection baby-sitters.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678500.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678500.page GMT Great one liner Gidzmo!!! One of my most current favorites has to be from "Smoke gets In your CSIs" where Ryan had been chasing the perp through the junk yard and H drew down on him and Ryan was handcuffing him. The perp started whining "You're breaking my arm!!" H"You've got another one"

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beachbum081 wrote:

Great one liner Gidzmo!!! One of my most current favorites has to be from "Smoke Gets In Your CSIs" where Ryan had been chasing the perp through the junk yard and H drew down on him and Ryan was handcuffing him. The perp started whining "You're breaking my arm!!" H"You've got another one"

I know this is an H-oneliner board, but a few of H's teammates had some classics. Here are a couple of Speedle comments--bothfrom the same episode, #211/"Complications" (to celebrate, since we have a new Speedle FanFic).

Process Server : [Bringing a Civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza? Speed : He doesn't live here anymore. Process Server : Where does he live? Speed:He doesn't.

[ about a doctor's ugly Persian rug ] Tim Speedle : Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.

And, to add an EXCELLENT H one-liner, here's one from when Bob Keaton takes a swing at Susie Barnam (Madison's mom) #208/"Big Brother"

Horatio : [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678601.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/678601.page GMT my favorite has to be when they were rescuing calleigh from her kidnapper at the poker tournament and horatio said "now if i were u id fold, isnt that right calleigh." then she clear the suspect of his gun and the day is saved.

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I haven't seen my favorite one liner mentioned on this web site so far, and I don't know exactly which episode it was in, but I think that Horatio'sbest was when he walked past this guyon the ground,Horatio said"Don't do it". Then just as this guy went for his gun,Horatio shot him. As he walked away he said "They never listen".All ofhis one linersaregreat, but this particular onekind of jumped out of the television screen at me the first time I heard it.

I don't care what anyone else in the world saysabout CSIMiami -it's theBEST show toever be broadcast onany television network. I've seenevery CSIMiami episode since day one and don't plan on ever missinganyepisode. IfIdon'town any episode ondvd, then I have it downloaded onto mycomputer to watch whenever I want. So far,I haveonly the entirefirst4 seasons on dvdbuteventually I'll haveevery season. It justseems like I can'tget enough CSIMiami. This show is, by far, the very best tv show, period. It seems like everynew episode broadcastis better than the one that was shown the week before. theykeepgetting better. I know everyone has a right to their own opinion, but for me this show is definitely THEBEST.

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]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/686494.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/686494.page GMT I agree with you girls more!! OMG I love going over to my mom's and just bond over CSIM on her DVR!! And i love all the one liners!! but my personal favorite is "In Miami, We Never Close!" That is my all time favorite line!! I have so many to choose from let me see oh my other favorite is from the speed dating episode "Speed Kils!!" that is just priceless!! All you DC haters beware this man is the bomb!! I have offically entered the DC Zone and welcome back Shadow!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/687040.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/687040.page GMT Hi Rkayed welcome to the board..yes i agree with you 'They never listen' is one of Horatio's best lines

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/687142.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/687142.page GMT yes welcome to the board Rkayed!! Enjoy your stay inot the CSI Miami Zone!

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jjd022980 wrote:

yes welcome to the board Rkayed!! Enjoy your stay inot the CSI Miami Zone!

Welcome, Rkayed! Here's one--but I don't know what episode it's from. " We are being detoured into the land of make-believe."

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/692286.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/692286.page GMT this one is really off topic but i love this scene between Calleigh, Eric, and Ryan in Speed Kills:

Ryan: 'Hey guys. Alexx called, (whatever the victim's name was) is on deck."

Calleigh and Eric look at each other, then Calleigh says: 'Why don't you go."

Ryan:To the autopsy?

Eric: Yeah. What are you, Scared??

Ryan: No, thanks guys. (leaves.)

Eric: It's a head trauma right? (meaning its a headless victim, for those of you who haven't seen this episode.)

Calleigh: Yeah. (both laugh)

I know its not one of Horatio's lines but i love it, i just had to share it with you guys!

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calleighfan1 wrote:

this one is really off-topic but i love this scene between Calleigh, Eric, and Ryan in Speed Kills:

Ryan: 'Hey guys. Alexx called, (whatever the victim's name was) is on deck."

Calleigh and Eric look at each other, then Calleigh says: 'Why don't you go?"

Ryan: To the autopsy?

Eric: Yeah. What are you, scared??

Ryan: No, thanks, guys. (leaves.)

Eric: It's a head trauma, right? (meaning its a headless victim, for those of you who haven't seen this episode.)

Calleigh: Yeah. (both laugh)

I know its not one of Horatio's lines but i love it, i just had to share it with you guys!

Funny--I just answered a question from this episode in the trivia game! Eric and Calleigh are sending him because it'sRyan's 'initiation,' his acceptance into the lab family. Eric later reveals to a shaken Ryan that Speed did something to him for his 'initation,' but I don't think Eric mentions it.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/694113.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/694113.page GMT o i haven't seen that part. i just found that scene on youtube.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/694582.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/694582.page GMT I think one of the funniest for me would be "Welcome... to divorce....... of the future."from "You May Now Kill the Bride"(Ithink).

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699246.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699246.page GMT
Unusual line--but from #521/"Just Murdered"

CSI_Natalia wrote:

I think one of the funniest for me would be "Welcome... to divorce....... of the future."from "You May Now Kill the Bride" (I think).

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699285.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699285.page GMT Ohhhh, I had forgotten what episode it was from. Thanks for correcting me.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699300.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699300.page GMT

CSI_Natalia wrote:

Ohhhh, I had forgotten what episode it was from. Thanks for correcting me.

No worries--the Wikipedia articles for all three CSI series have episode lists and quotes for most of the episodes. Just go to Wikipedia's main page and enter the appropriate series in the search box.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699349.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699349.page GMT

Alright, thanks.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699359.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/699359.page GMT omg i love horatio cain hes so mysterious

my favorite one liner is when alex says you dont fall 3 stories get up and run away

then horatio says you do if you have something to hide

i LOVE csi MIAMI its AMAZING!!!!! =)

why are the guys so hot

i love erik hes hawt!!!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/720730.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/720730.page GMT

Death Grip (2003) Horatio: I'm the fiber king. Love his one-liners; so cheesy and so great! Also from that one: Eric to Calleigh (this is not verbatim): No one pay attention to you unless you have blonde hair and blue eyes. No offense. Calleigh: None taken... I have green eyes. [Just thought it was cute]

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/767131.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/767131.page GMT

Ana284 wrote:

Death Grip (2003) Horatio: I'm the fiber king. Love his one-liners; so cheesy and so great! Also from that one: Eric to Calleigh (this is not verbatim): No one pay attention to you unless you have blonde hair and blue eyes. No offense. Calleigh: None taken... I have green eyes. [Just thought it was cute]

You were close, Ana--here's the quote from #204/"Death Grip"

Eric : If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.

Calleigh : None taken, my eyes are green.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/767603.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/767603.page GMT The latest and the best:__"BRING IT ON"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/770553.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/770553.page GMT Here are a couple of really good ones from Blood Brothers, season 2.

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Clavo Cruz spits on Horatio's lapel. H gives him the stare and then says "Thank you". As the uniform cop pulls Clavo away, Calleigh takes out a swab and gets the sample without saying a word. Horatio looks at her and says "Sure is nice when they help"

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After Horatio hasRamon Cruz arrested in international waters he warns Clavo that he will be watching him and then says as he turns away, "Remember when you're in Miami, we never close".

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/771004.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/771004.page GMT Ah, but M, you have to LOVE how H went about getting Ramon. Ramon and Clavohad diplomatic immunity (which meant that they would get away with murder).H and Speed, however,found out thatRamon had committed hiscrime had been committed at the Canadian Embassy,...under diplomatic law,the Embassywas considered Canadian territory,even though the building was in Miami!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/772642.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/772642.page GMT Definately cool, H had the brain power turned up to full on that one. And seeing the Canadian flag flying in the background just made me want to stand up and sing the national anthem. lol.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/772792.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/772792.page GMT

mwestmount wrote:

Definately cool, H had the brain power turned up to full on that one. And seeing the Canadian flag flying in the background just made me want to stand up and sing the national anthem. lol.

I take it, M, that you're a Canadian? Let's see,...the crime was committed at the Canadian Embassy, and Ramon had the Bahmian flag on his boat, which was out in international waters when the Defense Forces boat pulled up. Ramon probably never thought that H would pull that sort of thing--after all, he's a big shot with diplomatic immunity. Sure--but Ramon wasn't on USsoil when he was arrested!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/773364.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/773364.page GMT Hey Gidzmo, Yep, Canadian and proud of it.The crime was not committed on US soil, because the embassy is considered Canadian soil. It was a very cool episode for me because the girl (Michelle) was from Quebec like me. They even got all the pronunciations right. I was impressed.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/774778.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/774778.page GMT YEAHACANADIAN! I'm so happy we have a canadian here! I personally am not one but I am way overlly obsessed with this band that is from Peterborough, Ontario. ILOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEthat epi!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/775230.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/775230.page GMT

Hey CSI_Miami_ME,

So who is this band you are so obsessed with and what type of music do they play?

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I have cousins in Peterborough. I live in Montreal about 5 hours east of there.

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One question for you........Who do you prefer Alexx or what's-her-name Price?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/775324.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/775324.page GMT I love all his one liners. I think Horatio Cane is the hot part of the show. The way he takes off the shades, or turns and looks sideways. My favorite is "WE NEVER CLOSE"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/799907.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/799907.page GMT Here's a great one liner from "Money for Nothing": Horatio, while helping Suzy and Madison find an appartment, hears machine gun fire down the block, after telling everyone to get down he runs outside to find an armored car being robbed. As the getaway car pulls away, he fires two shots into the gas tank. On armed robber is left behind, he raises his gun at Horatio and H yells, "Don't do it...............don't do it!" The robber continues to raise his gun and take aim at Horatio. H shoots. The robber goes down and as Horatio walks across the street to the body he says to himself (and the camera of course), "They never listen"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/814095.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/814095.page GMT What did H say about the Russian mob stuff?

"We're finished" ?

It was so good!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/971869.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/971869.page GMT Good idea to bring this one out of the moth balls. I don't think had too many the season but my stand out favorite was "And you are no Mick Jagger."

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/974166.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/974166.page GMT Good Morning, Just Happy!

I was digging for another thread, when I tripped over this one. Haha!

Like the Jagger one too.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/974182.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/974182.page GMT THE SHOW ISN'T OVER!!!Now a personal fav!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/977592.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/977592.page GMT My favorite would have to be "Burn baby burn". I <3 that line.

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justhappyme wrote:

Good idea to bring this one out of the moth balls. I don't think had too many the season but my standout favorite was "And you are no Mick Jagger."

What episode does that one come from?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1001945.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1001945.page GMT

HH Hello. Im glad to be in this site Well, my favorite one liners are:

1. "Then over your dead body it´s gonna be."

2."You are already dead" - "Join the club"

3. "I´ll get out-its my nature." - "I´ll be waiting - its my nature"

4. "Mala Noche justice meet Miami justice" (actually I would like to call it Horatio´s justice...)

5. "Dont do that...dont do that" BANG "They never listen me."

6. "This will shoot off thousands of bullets before you..." - "Appareantly it only takes the one."

7."Frank you better move quicly because wright now I am your only suspect."

8." Justice Miami style." ( Horatio´s style)

9. "Never mess with Calleigh Duquesne."

10."Well, Well. Well."

Those are MY favourite one-liners, I didnt wrote, episodes, because all of those have been wrote down more than once. PS I LOVE the way how you guys and girls take care of those i..... who come on this site and think that they can say something bad about CSI Miami or Horatio. LOVE, LOVE HORATIO

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1009394.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1009394.page GMT H seems to have a couple of new one-liners this season:"Bring it on"(from Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing) and "Here we go"(not sure what episode this is from).

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1010365.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1010365.page GMT My favorite H liner would have to be "The inevitable has arrived." It's from the epi Broken Home. Now whenever I hear the word inevitable I immediatly associate it with H.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1014533.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1014533.page GMT

My fave Horatio Caine quote would have to be1. Burn Baby Burn 2. We Never Close 3. They Never Listen 4. You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell'' 5. At The End Of The Day If We Dont Hang Together Then We`ll Die Alone

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1111808.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1111808.page GMT has anyone every figured out the relationship between H and Calleigh?I seen the first espiode and some i've missed (much to my aggrevation)no one ever messes with one without catchin ya know what from the other. and Imust agree...Burn Baby Burn is an awesome episode!!!but then again anything Hdoes is incredible

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desertlady66 wrote:

has anyone every figured out the relationship between H and Calleigh?I seen the first espiode and some i've missed (much to my aggrevation)no one ever messes with one without catchin ya know what from the other. and Imust agree...Burn Baby Burn is an awesome episode!!!but then again anything Hdoes is incredible

Eric and Calleigh are going out Calleigh and Horatio are so not right for eachother

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1114552.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1114552.page GMT Horatio andhis team always look out for each other.H respects Calleigh for her knowledge ofweapons and dedication.ButEric loves Calleigh, and I don't think H would stand in the way of that, if he knew about it. He'd just simplybe happy for them.

csi-miami10 wrote:

desertlady66 wrote:

has anyone every figured out the relationship between H and Calleigh?I seen the first espiode and some i've missed (much to my aggrevation)no one ever messes with one without catchin ya know what from the other. and Imust agree...Burn Baby Burn is an awesome episode!!!but then again anything Hdoes is incredible

Eric and Calleigh are going out Calleigh and Horatio are so not right for each other

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1114771.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1114771.page GMT

gidzmo wrote:

Horatio andhis team always look out for each other.H respects Calleigh for her knowledge ofweapons and dedication.ButEric loves Calleigh, and I don't think H would stand in the way of that, if he knew about it. He'd just simplybe happy for them.

csi-miami10 wrote:

and I ment to say that. and Horatio nos that Calleigh has feeling for Delko by the way she cried and walked away from the car and I`m sure hes seen there feelings for eachother eiraler in the season 1. Calleigh and Delko are so right for eachother

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1117381.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1117381.page GMT yes i agree Calleigh and Eric are right for one another i just meant i've never seen the episode that would explain why H and the rest of the team watch after her so carefully other than she's had a pretty messed up childhood and is incredibly smart and sweet. Ipersonally love Calleigh and I'm prayin they don't try to remove Eric from the show..Icried right along with her when they couldn't find him near the glades...first thought :::GATOR!! but like i said..i'm prayin not.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1123793.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1123793.page GMT "We never close." It shows H's resolve to keep Miami safe for the citizens.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1130351.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1130351.page GMT who agree's that when someone always thinks they can get something over on H it's almost funny how they end up on the short end of the stick? Just like the Cyber-leberty episode..that kid just knew he had H....he should've known that gun wasn't loaded and that H wasn't that stupid.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1137835.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1137835.page GMT ok...one more Q...how many of ya'll are gonna be makin sure that ya don't miss the season opener of CSI:Miami? Iknow i have my DVR set up to get it....as long as they don't change the day it comes on

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1137841.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1137841.page GMT Sept 21st I will be glued to my tv.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1138075.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1138075.page GMT Mala Noche justice.... meet Miami justice is on of my favorite one liners and episode!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1175933.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1175933.page GMT burn baby burn, its cold, cold as ice, hmmmmmm... mala noche justice, meet miami justice...:: )))))))))))))))))))

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1253027.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1253027.page GMT I'm sure you "H" fans are aware of this but if not, have a watch and enjoy or have a laugh, whichever suits you mosthttp://www.youtube.com/w
atch?v=_sarYH0z948

If the link doesn't work, type "CSI Miami You tube" into your search and it will bring it right up. A compilation of the best one liners from the "H" man

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1286496.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1286496.page GMT My fav lines are "Burn baby burn', '...or maybe he got taken for a ride', 'Driveby...Miami style', 'Miami has a new breed of criminal', and 'The tide is rising and we... have a sinking crime scene'. I LOVE Horatio Caine!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1316961.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1316961.page GMT The "H" one liners are all really stupid if you listen closely and consider the timing and delivery of the comments. I don't know if they are supposed to be making "H"im a tough guy(a failure) or be "H"umerous(Funny on a stupidity level), portray "H"im as a seasoned and hardened veteran cop that has seen it all like the good lines Jerry Orbach used to get on Law and Order or what. The "H" liners are ridiculously foolish, anti dramatic, and seriously funny, especially when the CSI Music pops in and "H" does one of his "H" looks. He is a clown. I keep hearing Howdy Doody when I see him. ROTFLMAO.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1567240.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1567240.page GMT They're just a trade mark. I noticed Gil did them too. Even on Law & Order the one guy does it.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570374.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570374.page GMT

pickle8182 wrote:

They're just a trade mark. I noticed Gil did them too. Even on Law & Order the one guy does it.

One liners seem to be on every show now, most main cast members use them. Somehow the more I hear the less I remember.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570581.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570581.page GMT tend to be less of a trade mark if eveybody does it!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570637.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570637.page GMT I agree M. It's just gone OTT.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570977.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570977.page GMT Hey Jacqui!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570983.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570983.page GMT All script writers should take note---it's all too much one line overkill.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570997.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1570997.page GMT Me too not working today, got a dentist app. at 12 and decided to take the whole day off. it's 10:30 AM here.....you must be evening?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571014.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571014.page GMT 15.41pm Wednesday

I keep trying quick reply but it won't work.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571032.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571032.page GMT the wacky board.........it has a mind of it's own sometimes.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571059.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571059.page GMT CBS should run a contest on this board.......members submit scripts and the winner or maybe top 2 get filmed and aired.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571077.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571077.page GMT I'd love to have a go, but would probably get as far as a one liner LOL.

I'm going now -GOODLUCKat the dentist.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571086.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571086.page GMT Thanks have a good rest of the day.M

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571109.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1571109.page GMT "H" has some "H"orrible one liners. The Det. from L&O had especially good ones made better by outstanding delivery and good acting. What's almost as ridiculous as the "H" liners are the program closings. The solitary "H" left standing alone either wearing or fondling "H"is famous shades, forelornly looking out in the future with "H"is "H"constipated look as if to say "H"knows "H"e is the only one that cares, that "H"e is the only person standing between decency and total anarchy on the mean streets of Miami, that "H"e is the only one that can prevent total chaos from reigning over the city and only "H"e can protect mom, god, apple pie and the american way. Because "H"e is a "H"ero... who then after all this contemplation, walks on alone in "H"is mission. The closings are deeply moving...LOL

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1572075.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1572075.page GMT You sound like a dedicated believer M-O!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1572370.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1572370.page GMT Sounds like a dedicated viewer! Songs get over kill too. When you hear it over and over again. jacqui-very funny, only getting to the one liner.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1573457.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1573457.page GMT "H"ey, I worked "H"ard composing my last post. A little "H"umor, ok? Group "H"ug!!!!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1573754.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1573754.page GMT I wasn't being rude, I really meant songs. I think you just like our hugs.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1574104.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1574104.page GMT I think he is definately in it for the hugs...especially if you are involve Pickle......I think M-O has a crush on Pickle.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1574866.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1574866.page GMT Funny, cause I accused B and brat. Mo, do you like me?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1575095.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1575095.page GMT Hmmmmmmmm no answer.....cat got your tongue M-O?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1577386.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1577386.page GMT Ihad a few to many "MO" jitos last night...lol Yeah, I admit it, I enjoy hugs and I'd bet Pickle gives good ones.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1577987.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1577987.page GMT Ahh! You're embarrassing me. I do try to be good at everything I do.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578042.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578042.page GMT Yeah and I'll imagine you are good at everything you do.....I was on briefly last night but the "MO" fingers lacked typing coordination. "MO"jitos and LI Iced Teas will do that..lol.

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milw-outlaws wrote:

Yeah and I'll imagine you are good at everything you do.....I was on briefly last night but the "MO" fingers lacked typing coordination. "MO"jitos and LI Iced Teas will do that..lol.

How many LI Iced Teas did you have? I'm impressed you found the computer.That's a great drink isn't it?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578465.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578465.page GMT Oh yes they are. I had 2 LI's and 2 "MO"jitos and I was pretty well "MO"tivated to have a good time. Fortunately I wasn't driving. It was pretty funny trying to type.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578488.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578488.page GMT I bet you were "Mo"tivated.LOL

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578508.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578508.page GMT Any singing? Why do people feel the need to sing when they drink? LOL

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578554.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578554.page GMT No singing or Kareoke for me. We did get a little rowdy shooting pool though. I mean as rowdy as old folks can get..lol

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578565.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578565.page GMT And no one started shedding an garments, right?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578665.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578665.page GMT Only the females dancing with the poles...lol

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578813.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578813.page GMT Mo! When you said playing pool I thought you meant like nine ball!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578839.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578839.page GMT Just kidding about the pole dancing..Pool, yes, the game of. Eight ball in bars.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578858.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578858.page GMT They play nine ball too though, right?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578870.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578870.page GMT Yes they do. With 9 balls..Haha

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578901.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1578901.page GMT Ya know, if you were in front of me...

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580189.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580189.page GMT smart a*s*s isn't he? Board chatting drunk is fun! so you type bad, who cares, gives the other boardies something to laugh at! I know, I am a prime example, right Pickle.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580894.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580894.page GMT Oh yes she does! LOL I laugh to myself, don't say a word, and let the others scratch their heads. Well M, I guess Mo doesn't want to hurt my feelings-you know how sensitive he is to others. So he instead has decided to not respond to my question. What will I do now?!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580965.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580965.page GMT Maybe you should start drinking.....then he can join in!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580989.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1580989.page GMT That's what we need, Mo, M and me drunk on the board.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1581040.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1581040.page GMT Pickle, I not only like you, I'm begining to adore you.....

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1581204.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1581204.page GMT Oh Mo, how sweet. Nothing like a bad boy. Esp. one with those flames making me all hot. I think I need a cool shower.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586319.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586319.page GMT Thanks. I thought it was funny. We'll see what B says. I can "hardy" wait.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586324.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586324.page GMT Seems you're often concerned with B. Something secret there?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586335.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586335.page GMT No. She posted a Crime Dog avatar this morning. I think she was waiting to see if I came up with something good or lame.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586398.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586398.page GMT So B, do you think he's good? (P.S.-I think we should take this to Love Island. Soo off-topic here)

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586511.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586511.page GMT Can't quite make that out; is it Darth Vader? I posted this on frank's thread for you. I was looking for evil fairies; but found the evil jester instead.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586600.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1586600.page GMT You've been busy with my avatar choices. Thanks so much. I like the Jester. Crime dog was ok. But Darth Vadar just kind of fits..at least to me.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1587531.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1587531.page GMT I'm glad you found one that suits you. The anonymous-poster is weak.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1587787.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1587787.page GMT I don't like no faces. I think the pics people choose reflect themselves in ways.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592808.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592808.page GMT Yes, having no avatar is rather annoying. I think mine reflects me...I wish I had a body like that! LOL Not going to happen.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592876.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592876.page GMT So, not a reflection, but still reflects. And you have short blond hair right? From your avatar with kitty?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592935.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1592935.page GMT Not so much any more! Both of us are older than that pic. A little more silver than blonde now.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593041.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593041.page GMT Like a fine wine, we get better over time.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593117.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593117.page GMT

bhardy516 wrote:

Not so much any more! Both of us are older than that pic. A little more silver than blonde now.

Thats why thay make Born Blonde lol I should know. A few years ago mine looked more like highlights. lol

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593554.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1593554.page GMT Ha! Funny...as I got older my hair got darker; since I wasn't out in the sun as much as I was when I was younger. When the silver started, people actually thought I was having the "highlights" put in by a hairdresser.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1596295.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1596295.page GMT How about a one liner. Anyone?

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1597860.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1597860.page GMT "No worries, ma'am".

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1598144.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1598144.page GMT LOL I say "no worries" all the time! My son even says it now.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1598826.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1598826.page GMT "I don't want you to worry about it...ok?" - H is always taking care of everyone's business.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1603818.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1603818.page GMT "I'll be your memory."

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1605585.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1605585.page GMT "Hook 'em up Frank".

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1606434.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1606434.page GMT Ya know, I almost like Frank's Trippisms more!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1608104.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1608104.page GMT Going out to Pickle, an OT Trippism: "Do I have stupid written all over my bald head?"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1610299.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1610299.page GMT Can we add the word "comb-over" just to bust M's chops? LOL I really do love it when Frank talks. Would help if they GAVE HIM MORE LINES!!!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1610329.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1610329.page GMT An H-liner to the undercover DEA that "supposedly" shot Ray Sr.

"I didn't see you and you didn't see me, ok?"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1613668.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1613668.page GMT An "H" liner from the past that struck fear into the heart of the bad guy and al viewers.."If you lie, I will get you"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1615585.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1615585.page GMT

pickle8182 wrote:

Can we add the word "comb-over" just to bust M's chops? LOL I really do love it when Frank talks. Would help if they GAVE HIM MORE LINES!!!

Did you really think I wouldn't notice Pickle.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616062.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616062.page GMT LOL I'm laughing at both of you two above me. Goofs.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616158.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616158.page GMT we are looking for you at the airport! miss Pickle!

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616171.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616171.page GMT Oops, sorry. I get distracted very easily. I'm coming.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616953.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1616953.page GMT Is it just me or is anyone else missing his oneliners. I'm sorry but I feel they are part of the show.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1759688.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1759688.page GMT

from blood brothers ep "" WENEVERCLOSE "" this sentence is really interesting , he confirms that they ( the team ) never give up.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1761058.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1761058.page GMT my two favorites are "Burn Baby Burn" and " They Never Listen"

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1761167.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1761167.page GMT I used to think the "H" liners were lame on content but after further review and consideration, I have determined it's the "H" delivery of the "H" liners that is most lacking. The voice, inflection, facial expressions, and posturing are inadaquete for full dramatic effect.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1762026.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1762026.page GMT Has anyone heard a one liner this season? I don't recall any so far.

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1787544.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1787544.page GMT sad to say but no

]]> http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1787612.page http://upnpress.com/forum/posts/preList/22116/1787612.page GMT