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Saturday, October 13, 2001
Top Ten Things Overheard at J-Lo's Wedding
"Does this gown make my ass look big?" Philip M., Glenwood, NJ
"There will be fewer guests than expected. It turns
out Puffy, Sean Combs, Puff Daddy and P. Diddy all got invitations" Aaron L., Madison, IN
"I hope she likes the George Foreman Grilling
Machine I got her" Gene M., Auburn,
"Do you pledge to take J-Lo both in bootyliciousness
and non-bootyliciousness?" Ryan C., Portland, OR
"Is that Dave Letterman stuffing food in his pockets?" Jim K., Cincinnati, OH
"Check it out -- she's lipsynching her vows" Tim I., Palmdale, CA
"That bartender looks just like Erik Estrada -- oh
wait, it is Erik Estrada!" Don R., Bismarck, ND
"I hope her husband can afford the payments on her
butt insurance" Jim D., Pelham, AL
"If anyone here objects to these two people getting
married, speak now or forever hold your fire" Gary G., Blue Springs, MD
"I do. And my butt does too" Joe S., Broken Arrow, OK
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