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Monday, October 29, 2001

Top Ten Signs Your House Is Haunted By A Lame Ghost
You see the wires when he floats
Ben S., Livingston, NJ
Instead of frightening people it just complains about the weather
Jeff S., Kalamazoo, MI
Only moaning he does is over how much money he lost on tech stocks
Larry B., Northport, NY
Promises to keep the noises down after 10pm
Jay K., Huizen, The Netherlands
Rearranges the furniture according to feng shui
Wendy J., Alexandria, VA
Always asking if sheet makes him look fat
Mickey K., Germanton, NC
October 31: sends postcard from Cancun that says "Boo"
Scott S., Tokyo, Japan
Rather than keeping you awake with a bloodcurdling scream, can only muster a dry, hacking cough
Scott L., West Boylston, MA
Screams when you walk into the room
Howard C., Plainview, NY
Keep finding a copy of "Haunting for Dummies" lying around the house
Michael H., Fullerton, CA
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