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Tuesday, November 06, 2001
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Baseball Jokes
"Now that's what I call a squeeze play" Matt S., Highmore, SD
"So that's why they call it a double-header" Larry H., Bowling Green, VA
"Slide! Slide! Oh god, slide!" Marc M., Manila, Phillipines
"I didn't see the mound, but the grassy infield sure
was nice" Christopher B., Seattle, WA
"Fungo" Matt H., Costa Mesa, CA
"And this does not require the express written
consent of Major League Baseball" Steve M., Hollister, CA
"And she said, 'How do you get it to curve like that?'" Joann A., Manalapan, NJ
"Put it between your legs, just like Bill Buckner" Brian D., Belchertown, MA
"Knoblauch" Curt A., Tulsa, OK
"That ain't pine tar!" Andre C., Jackson, MS
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