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Saturday, November 10, 2001

Top Ten Little-Known Duties Of The Mayor Of New York City
Workout partner for Al Sharpton
Al H., Costa Mesa, CA
Operates Zamboni at all Rangers home games
Michael B., Olney, IL
The official keeper of Letterman's hairpiece
John P., Boise, ID
Weekly brainstorming session/poker game with Mayor McCheese
Barry D., Broken Arrow, OK
Kick the crap out of the mayor of Newark twice a year
Andrew T., Auburndale, MA
Making sure that King Kong doesn't return
William P., Shepherdsville, KY
Understudy for The Phantom
Wayne S., Toms River, NJ
Cleans the vomit out of the cabs each morning
Craig S., Heidelberg, MS
Hooker quality control
Doug N., Watertown, SD
Pretending to like the Mets
Justin P., Santa Monica, CA
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