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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Top Ten Signs It's a Warm Winter
Flashers in New York City have removed liner from trenchcoats
Bill S, Stratford, CT
K-Fed's wearing his short-sleeved Taco Bell uniform
Jim Y, Cocoa, FL
The only reported case of frostbite this winter was at Ben & Jerry's warehouse
Kevin D, Westport, Co. Mayo, Ireland
The rats in New York have tan lines
William G, Greenburg, PA
Carnival Cruises advertising tropical getaway by sailing people down the Hudson
Chuck Y, Cincinnati, OH
Angelina Jolie adopts a glacier
Peter T, Mesquite, TX
Mickey Mouse drowned during "Disney on Ice" show
Steve R, Athens, OH
Even Ted Williams is beginning to complain
Shawn P, Nicholville
Paris Hilton saying "That's hot" 50% more
Philip M, Kinnelon, NJ
Letterman's hairpiece is blooming
John P, Woodbine, NJ
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