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Saturday, January 20, 2007
Top Ten Signs Rosie O'Donnell Hates You
Well, for starters, you're sane and normal Mark M, Batavia, OH
She got so worked up, she almost missed a meal Frank C, Toronto
Appearances of your name on her "People I Hate" blog have risen 87% Bruce E, Oakville, ON
Wake up in bed next to Donald Trump's head Eric U, Highwood, IL
Using her connections with Dick Cheney's daughter to get you shot in the face Donny N, Navasota
You were on the commission that banned trans-fat in New York City JR R, Lubbock, TX
She won't take a free box of Girl Scout cookies from you Neil Y, Sardinia, OH
Just to be sure you get the message, she emits a repulsive odor enveloping your entire city Bill S, Federal Way, WA
She interrupts a Joy Behar menopause story to slam you Chris S, Grinnell, IA
Madonna just wacked you in the shin with a tire iron Nelson S, Torrance, CA
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