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TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Top Ten Angelina Jolie Questions For Potential Adoptees
"Do these pants make my lips look fat?" Denise G, North St. Paul, MN
"How poor and malnourished can you appear on demand?" Andrew R, American Fork
"Will you help Mommy break up other celebrity couples?" Kevin T, Columbia, MD
"I'm sorry, Shilo's taken. How do you feel about being called Old Yeller?" Susan G, Stillwater, MN
"How would you feel about matching tattoos?" Kim H, Keystone, FL
"Would it bother you if I dumped your new father for the next guy I make a movie with?" Bill W, Morris Plains, NJ
"Do you mind if I just assign you a number?" Susie H, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
"Can you talk me out of doing 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow II'?" Van B, Sparks, NV
"You don't come with all that baggage like Madonna's kid, do you?" Bryan G, Lizella, GA
"After you, do I get my fifth one free?" B E, Alexandria, VA
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