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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Top Ten Features of the New Airbus A380
More service areas so flight attendants can ignore you from shorter distances
Garrett G, Carmel
Full scale Civil War reenactments
Michelle O, Las Vegas, NV
Taxi service to the bathroom
Charlie B, Gainesboro, TN
Can travel on the same plane with your ex-wife and not worry about running into her
John M, Walnut Creek
To save on fuel costs, runs entirely on Diet Coke and Mentos
Rob K, Dyer, IN
Peanuts the size of watermelons
Randy K, Scottsdale, AZ
On-board rehab facilities for pilots
Tim S, McKeesport, PA
In case of extended wait on tarmac, easily transforms to an Econolodge
Greg L, Bakersfield, CA
Washrooms are spacious enough to accomodate Ralph Fiennes and "guest"
John P, Burlington
Much larger snakes
Fred B, Liverpool, NY
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