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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Top Ten Signs Spider-Man Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Instead of shooting web fluid from his hands, now just using aerosol cheese
Jackie S, Lenox, MA
Only time his spider sense tingles now is when he goes to Hooters
Dan M, Niagara Falls
Limits crime fighting to expired parking meters
Royce D, Delavan, WI
Instead of saving city from disaster, he stays home to watch "Deal Or No Deal"
Ken H, Lancaster, PA
He has to take Viagra just to get his web-shooters to work
Eve D, Huntington, WV
Only rescues people named "Jimmy"
John W, Fresno, CA
Was caught stuffing bananas into the Batmobile's tailpipe
Doug K, Cranford, NJ
Kelly Ripa's husband fills in for him three days a week
Greg F, Grayslake, IL
He has been seen swinging around town without any pants
Jory M, Suisun City, CA
Only uses webs to catch hot chicks
Will D, St. Louis, MO
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