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Saturday, May 05, 2007
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate
Candidates allowed three minutes to answer, two minutes for rebuttal and one minute to make balloon animals Patrick F, New York, NY
Takes its questions exclusively from Trivial Pursuit: Disney Edition Matt L, Westwood, MA
Rebuttals consist of nothing but "Yo mama" jokes David S, Owanka, SD
They need to ask 5th graders to help them with the questions John T, Oregon, OH
Light on debating, heavy on free-style rap Matt S, Santa Rosa Beach
Candidates are each allowed to "phone a friend" Lauren C, Mount Sterling, KY
Debate drags on so long Giuliani is divorced and re-married twice Ray L, Gainesville, VA
Moderator Ryan Seacrest keeps flashing the text number to vote Jaybeau J, Worcester, MA
Hillary Clinton cannot answer health care questions but wins $500,000 by picking the correct briefcase Marty M, Bassett, VA
It's a bit too Kucinichy Michael V, Stroudsburg, PA
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