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Monday, June 04, 2007
Top Ten Cool Things About Sharing a Jail Cell with Paris Hilton
Each morning your boss announces, "Gentlemen, start your mowers" Gary W, Los Gatos, CA
The words "urinal cake" appear an inordinate number of times in the job description Peter G, Quincy, MA
Your orientation packet contains a Hazmat suit Elva M, San Antonio, TX
Due to acrimonious break up, you have to white out the "Jerry" on three million ice cream containers Nelson S, Torrance, CA
While watching TV, you notice your new boss in a sexual predator sting John M, Shelton
Life Guard duty turns out to be at a senior citizen nudist colony Victor D, Parsippany, NJ
As a new intern for Dr. Kervorkian, you get to test his "new and improved" Death Machine John M, Pitcairn, PA
One part of your duties is spot-checking Britney to be sure she is wearing underpants Sabrina H, San Antonio, TX
You get paid in Chuck E. Cheese coins Alan G, Versailles, KY
Gary Coleman is handing you your list of duties Rick P, Thunder Bay, Ontario
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