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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Might Be Having a Nervous Breakdown
Can no longer make the obvious distinction between things that are "hot" and "not hot"
Matt M, St. George, UT
Keeps asking when this episode of "The Simple Life" will finish filming and how come Nicole's not in it
Fay P, Billerica, MA
Thinks all the men in uniform there are strippers for her suprise party
Gwen H, San Diego, CA
Sobs uncontrollably after watching reruns of "The Jeffersons"
Jim P, Staten Island, NY
She's planning on releasing another CD when she gets out
Kurt E, Medicine Hat, Canada
Is hoping that she'll set a new fashion statement with her new ankle jewelry line
Holly S, Canonsburg, PA
Convinced she's married to Brad Pitt and now wants to adopt Nicole Richie
Doug P, Oak Harbor, WA
Hired Rosie O'Donnell to be new image consultant
Joe L, Poland, OH
A bizarre display of impoverished morality and humble calm
J. S, Everett, WA
Under that orange jumpsuit? Underwear.
Andy L, Mission Viejo, CA
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