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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Top Ten Ways Bob Barker Is Spending His Retirement
Bidding $1 for overpriced items on e-Bay
Bill G, Cincinnati, OH
Kneecapping list of his possible replacements
Sandra P, Los Angeles, CA
Runs a kennel for abandoned and stray game show models
Pete B, Palm Springs, CA
Building a fence around his home to protect against unneutered animals
Ryan W, Dallas, TX
Took part time job at Caesars Palace saying "Spin that wheel" at roulet table
Saturn D, Stewartville, MN
Watches "Happy Gilmore" over and over
John Young, Dormont, PA
Daily physical therapy to straighten out his "microphone arm"
Jeff R, Seattle, WA
Hours at strip club spent encouraging the dancers to "come on down"
Perry P, Los Angeles, CA
Seen getting out of a limo with no underwear at exclusive L.A. club
Adam S, Norwalk, WI
Dedicated to lifelong mission -- will not rest until Rosie is neutered
Heather N, Sevierville, TN
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