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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Top Ten Things Overheard During Britney Spears' MTV Performance
"Britney's dancing stinks. Senator Craig had better footwork"
Gary B, Hagerstown, MD
"I hope one of her kids is driving her home"
Alistair W, Sydney, Australia
"If ever there was a time for 'Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'..."
Scott A, Phoenix, AZ
"Her fitness level is only exceeded by her level of enthusiasm"
Mike K, Galesburg, IL
"Who knew being bald and beating a car with an umbrella was the second most humiliating night for her this year"
Mike B, Rockford, IL
"At least she's not actually singing"
Karl L, Chicago, IL
"President Bush needs to send FEMA...quick!"
Patrick B, Florence, KY
"Are we being Punk'd?"
Claudette S, New Orleans, LA
"Is that OJ stealing the awards over there?"
Kathleen M, Philadelphia, PA
"Tase' me, bro!"
Bruce L, Tempe, AZ
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