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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses
"Golf just doesn't do it for me anymore" Cary F, Neenah, WI
"The NFL asked me if I could do something, anything, to take the heat off of Michael Vick" Jeff W, Orlando, FL
"Don't worry -- my next 'If I Did It' book will explain everything" Austen O, Memphis, TN
"I was only trying to steal football signals for the New England Patriots" Michael K, Wilmington, DE
"It's not like I was toe-tappin' in the Men's Room" Jerry S, Vienna, VA
"I was trying to score with Paris Hilton. She's still in jail, right?" Jon C, Redondo Beach, CA
"Haven't been thinking straight since being tasered at that John Kerry forum" Geri G, Versailles, KY
"Jealous that George Bush is the most hated man in America" Gary B, Hagerstown, MD
"I needed to update my mug shots" Mike S, Beaver, PA
"Uh...global warming?" Nikolai W, Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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