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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Top Ten Dumb Guy Predictions For 2008
People will put up new calendars
Elizabeth K, Fairfield, CA
Geico will save 16% on your car insurance
Tim P, Charlotte, NC
Hillary Clinton will attend at least one event wearing a pantsuit
Loran N, Mt. Vernon, WA
Oprah will buy the state of Oklahoma and rename it Oprahoma
Greg M, Houston, TX
Ellen DeGeneres will finally find a boyfriend
Mark M, Glasgow, KY
Somebody will finally invent cheese in a can
Tom M, St. Petersburg, FL
We will finally catch that Saddam guy
Jason B, Sandusky, MI
Gravy to pass Mayo as #4 world's favorite condiment
John S, Sacramento, CA
Global warming will make hot chicks look even hotter
Scott M, Castro Valley, CA
Three words: President Dennis Kucinich
Alex K, San Diego, CA
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