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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
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TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Top Ten Symptoms of Eating Tainted Meat
You switched from Old Spice to A-1 Jerry P., Kilgore, TX
Strange craving for tainted gravy Nelson S., Torrance, CA
You feel a sudden urge to buy Regis' Christmas album Lisa K., New Orleans, LA
Your spouse has to use a cattle prod to get you into bed Ray B., Fargo, ND
Belief that Iraq is overflowing with weapons of mass destruction David S., Waikoloa, HI
Irrational desire to change name to Hasselhoff Gerald L., Ottawa, ON
Inability to disagree with anything said on "The View" Ed M., Phoenix, AZ
You suddenly understand what's happening on "Lost" Christy R., Greeley, CO
You start believing Roger Clemens Mitch G., Hawthorne, NY
Tender loins Lee S., Phoenix, AZ
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