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Monday, March 10, 2008

Top Ten Questions On Senator Larry Craig's Internship Application
"Do you like long walks through airports?"
Jerry P, Kilgore, TX
"How much do you love Judy Garland?"
Jeff H, Silver Spring, MD
"How many words per minute can you tap?"
Gaucho M, Union City, CA
"Do you 'lean' to the left or right?"
Gene S, Tampa, FL
"Can you work in a fast-paced stall?"
Johnny L, Anchorage, AK
"Some interns work without pay. How do you feel about working without pants?"
Brent J, Kansas City, MO
"Are you willing to work hard, and deep into the night?"
Bruce A, Fairfax Station, VA
"How long is your resume?"
Pat O, Kansas City, MO
"Are you capable of handling my briefs?"
Max C, Ft. Wayne, IN
"Are you a cop?"
David S, Highland, NY
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