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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard During the Pope's Visit to America
"That sermon was in German, Italian, English and Izzle"
Van B., Sparks, NV
"I wish these birds would stop nesting in my Pope hat"
Allen L. , Chicago, IL
"I just saved a bunch of money by switching my Popemobile insurance to Geico"
Clint H., Boise, ID
"Wow, he looks so lifelike!"
Marleen D., Lemon Grove, CA
"If you could just describe your luggage, your Eminence, we'll see if we can help you out"
David V., North Providence, R.I.
"A white dress and red shoes before Memorial Day?"
Edward G., Washington, D.C.
"He still has that new Pope smell"
Cosmo B., Ladner, B.C.
"Think you should 'pimp' that Popemobile?"
Kermit B., Fairfax, VA
"I hear he's going to try to restore peace to 'The View'"
Ed E., Conway, AR
"Don't let Regis anywhere near me"
Rob N., Bronx, NY
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