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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Top Ten Signs Barack Obama Is Overconfident
Does press conferences in half-open bathrobe
Ian W, Paramus, NJ
Changed his middle name to "Diddy"
Anthony C, Forest Hills, NY
Asking Bill for Monica's phone number
Peter O, Ames, IA
He's dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween
Patricia L, Jefferson City, MO
Suspended his campaign to go hunting with Dick Cheney
Erik A, Franklin, IN
Already broke ground for Obama presidential library
Bill G, Greenlawn, NY
He's begun to pronounce the word "nucular"
Joe P, Atlanta, GA
Just changed his NetFlix account address to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Bill B, Buffalo, NY
Wants to spend rest of campaign money on cigarettes and malt liquor
Owen J, New Orleans, LA
Cancelled an appearance on Letterman to go bowling
Greg P, Mississauga, ON
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