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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Top Ten Side Effects of the Transition to Digital TV
Regis keeps popping up in my microwave
Steve P., Northridge, CA
All the channels are now in the metric system
Tom H., Alma, WI
Wolf Blitzer is now more "blitzery"
Gary R., Buffalo Grove, IL
"According to Jim" now hilarious
Bob P., San Jose, CA
Now you can use your VCR to bake a potato
Jon P., Dallas, TX
The President's ears finally appear on new widescreen
Rollin B., Fresno, CA
You suddenly understand what "Lost" is all about
Karen O., Torrance, CA
Reduces the size of Keith Olbermann's head
Roger C., Rapid City, SD
Having to see what the women on "The View" actually look like
Shelli P., Columbus, OH
Ever since TV went digital, all channels now just show Letterman apologizing for something
Scott N., Jackson, MI
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