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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Top Ten Little-Known Items In President Obama's Healthcare Plan
If you donate a kidney, you get a free Prius Hybrid Greg M., Houston, TX
New cost-saving plastic surgery procedures involve spackle and Photoshop Doug F., Cleveland Heights, OH
Two words: sneeze tax Gerardo G., Houston, TX
Does not cover Biden for foot-in-mouth disease Philip M., Kinnelon, NJ
Earn points toward a free check-up with every pack of Marlboros purchased Peter G., Quincy, MA
Buy any GM vehicle and get a quadruple bypass for the price of a single Richard K., Sarnia, Ontario
Prostate exams will now be given as part of airport security James M., Vincennes, IN
Low cost mother-in-law exractions Paul L., Montgomery Village, MD
Will not cover Vice President-inflicted gunshot wounds Mike O., Fort Lauderdale, FL
Free hair plugs for all! Jim Y., Cocoa, FL
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