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Friday, January 07, 1994

Top Ten Good Things About Having the Flu
  
Sister Act 2 actually entertaining when viewed with a high fever
Sometimes it's just nice to be "clammy."
Can use forehead to warm dinner rolls
If you're an actor, and you're playing a guy who sneezes a lot, say hello to Oscar!
Fact that you're teeming with parasites makes you feel like Cher
If your temperature goes up to 106, you can bring the thermometer to radio station "KISS 106" and get a free "KISS 106" bumper sticker.
Can spend day in front of TV and lose yourself in Oprah
If you ask politely, mailman will rub Vick's Vaporub into your chest.
Get to stay at home and do what you really want
Getting gooned on Nyquil
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