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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, April 28, 1994
Top Ten Signs You've Chosen a Bad Plastic Surgeon
Your nose is attached with velcro.
In the operating room, you notice a lot of cans of Play-doh.
Your new cheek implants feel suspiciously like ketchup packets.
Paper bags with eyeholes for sale in the reception area
His waiting room is crawling with Jacksons.
After several minutes in the sun your forehead melts.
At first visit, he nervously asks, "You didn't see
'60 Minutes' last Sunday, did you?"
The last thing you hear as you go under anesthetic is,
"Sweet dreams, Mr. Face-on-your-ass!"
You're a guy, you go in for a nose job, and you come out a
36 Triple D.
Your name is Cher.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
