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Tuesday, March 07, 1995
Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business with a Bad Bank
When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.
After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at
your house begging for toast.
Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.
When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't
speak English.
You notice Kato Kaelin sleeping in the vault.
Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped
in tin foil.
All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.
Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.
Toll free customer service line is 1-800-GET-HOSED.
Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez
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