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Friday, August 04, 1995

Top Ten Ways The U.S. Would Be Different If It Were Owned By Disney
  
Defense department spends billions on "Flubber Missile"
Instead of death penalty, convicted killers must listen to "It's A Small World" for rest of their lives
Presidents of Mt. Rushmore rigged up to sing like a barbershop quartet
Winning athletes exclaim, "I'm going to any random spot in the country!"
We'd get to see Janet Reno in one of those tight mousketeer sweater
National deficit eliminated by declaring U.S. a full-size replica of itself and charging admission
Platoon of country bears sent to Bosnia as "Operation Jamboree"
We'd bomb Busch Gardens back to the stone age
Just like cows in India, sacred mice would wander the street
Instead of Whitewater, Goofygate
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