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Thursday, May 16, 1996
Top Ten Other Reasons Bob Dole is Leaving the Senate
Tired of other senators always taking his pulse
Landed lead in the new blockbuster, "Even Grumpier
Old Men"
Microwave in Senate kitchen makes his pacemaker jump like
a nervous kangaroo
He's finally given up on figuring out what the hell Strom
Thurmond is saying
Free hookers and booze just don't mean that much anymore
Wants to get his share of social security before the whole
system goes bust
Bob Dole wants Bob Dole to have time for Bob Dole to learn
how to use pronouns
Since the introduction of the Arch Deluxe, hardly ever
leaves McDonald's
Wants to devote his full attention to losing to Clinton
Really misses grabbing asses with Packwood
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
