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Thursday, November 21, 1996

Top Ten Things Overheard During Clinton's Visit to Australia
  
G'day, Tubby!
That Clinton bloke does more flip-flopping than a drunk platypus!
I'll take two dozen Quarter Pounders with Vegemite
Isn't it cute -- that kangaroo's carrying George Stephanopoulos around in her pouch!
Mr. Clinton forgot his passport. Will his Hooters" V.I.P. card do?"
The President says he'd like to meet some `Aborigine chicks'
You're right, sir. That boomerang does look a little bit like a giant french fry
No, Mr. President, I'd rather not see your `land from down under'
Okay, I know `Foster's' is Australian for `beer,' but what's Australian for `hooker?'
Oh my God! He just ate a koala!
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