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Friday, November 22, 1996

Top Ten Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
  
The three Ms: Mahjong, Metamucil, and Matlock!
When you're on a Carnival Cruise and Kathie Lee starts singing, you can turn off your hearing aid
Instead of tipping waiters, I just tell them they can have my car when I die
It's easy to annoy young people. Step one: get in car. Step two: turn on blinker. Step three: leave it on for 50 miles
The early-bird special at Hooters
You can say whatever the hell pops into your mind. Waffles!
Once you hit 70, you start to look damn good in polyester!
My new bridge partner: Bob Dole
Social Security will be bankrupt in 50 years and guess what -- we don't care!
You're lookin' at a guy who's nailed all the Golden Girls
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