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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, February 28, 1997
Top Ten Signs McDonald's Is in Financial Trouble
After asking if you want fries with that, they ask if they
can sleep on your couch
Instead of name tags, employees write their own names on
their shirts in ketchup
Mayor McCheese now moonlighting as exotic dancer
Special promotion: for a pledge of $100, the manager will
deep-fry his own hand
Old sign: "Over 35 billion served;" New sign:
"Please buy something or we're, like, totally screwed"
Oil in deep-fryer now changed every six months instead of
every two months
As last-ditch effort to attract customers, they're putting
meat in the burgers
The only thing secret about the sauce is that it expired
in March
Haggard Ronald McDonald wanders through restaurant, asking
customers, "Are you going to finish that?"
Happy Meals now 25% less happy
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
