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Friday, March 28, 1997
Top Ten Good Things About Winning An Academy Award
People used to ask me, "Who the hell are you?"
Now they ask me, "Who the hell are you, Oscar boy?"
Let's face it -- when your name is "Billy Bob,"
you need all the help you can get
Few if any Oscar winners have ever been struck by lightning
For a couple of months, you've got a great answer when
somebody asks, "So what's new with you?"
McDonald's automatically supersizes your french fried pertaters
On this year's federal tax form, I can mark
"Yes" in the "Have you ever won an
Oscar" box
You can use the "Academy Award Winners Only"
lane on the Ventura Freeway
Your new answering maching message: "Sorry I can't
come to the phone. I'm buffing my Oscar"
I just got offered the lead role in "Booty Call 2"
Two words: Oscar groupies
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
